Drink to That!: Whiskey Cologne Exists

April 15, 2013 // 7:00 am

There’s sushi cologne, egg nog cologne and even Pizza Hut’s got their own scent. Naturally, this whiskey cologne was inevitable.

Although, I’m not too sure how most ladies will take to smelling whiskey breath on a gentleman’s dermis. It’s a bit…

Egg Nog Cologne Smells Like ‘Nutmeg and a Dash of Cinnamon’

December 20, 2012 // 3:08 pm

Just in time for that last Christmas party, the Demeter Fragrance Library is here with Egg Nog Cologne. Their “delightful, creamy concoction with touches of nutmeg and a dash of cinnamon” is sure to have your fellow partygoers dying to get drunk from the creamy goodness emanating from every corner of…

Sushi Cologne is Apparently a Real Thing

November 5, 2012 // 12:30 pm

On paper, food colognes should make a lot of sense. Food smells good. Perfumes and colognes also smell good. So why is it that every time I try to imagine a sushi-scented cologne, I get dizzy and seasick and want to tell someone to make better life decisions?

Oh…

Bacōn Cologne Is a Reality “Scent By The Gods”

April 6, 2011 // 9:57 am

By fargginay, Bacōn Cologne is a tri-leveled, ‘sophisticated’ aroma available in two varieties Bacōn Classic and Bacōn Gold. Their Bacōn Classic is characterized as a spicy maple aroma while their Bacōn Gold notes a memorable sizzling citrus. The aromas are branded to be very nuanced, maintaining a “top, middle and bottom notes.”…

Meat-Scented Body Spray: Burger King "Flame"

December 17, 2008 // 3:25 pm

Just when you thought Burger King’s promotional tactics couldn’t be beaten, they beat themselves. Now, if you’re trying to smell like a man, and like a slab of flame-broiled meat, Burger King has released a cologne for you: “Flame”. This new body scent for men (and for…