Semen Cocktails Are a Real Thing, Just Don’t Bring Your Gag Reflex

April 8, 2013 // 12:12 pm

The title alone, Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook, might make your throw up in your mouth a little. Written by Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, as a follow-up to his 2011 cookbook Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes, “Semenology” delves into the world of bartending with human semen. The pages detail…

14 Reasons Candy is Always Better with Booze

April 4, 2013 // 6:00 am

Whether you’re a super sour fan or prefer ooey gooey chocolatey goodness, I think we can all agree candy rules. Eat it, and you’re instantly brought back to elementary school days when consuming sugar took up half our diet. Now that we’re older, we can still do that .…

This Cocktail-Making Robot Lets You Order On Your Smartphone

March 20, 2013 // 9:00 am

Do you lack mega talent in the cocktail-making department? Getting the whole pouring/mixing/shaking thing down juuust right is pretty tough, but fret no more my friends. Bartendro has come to the rescue.

This awesome robo invention comes to us from Party Robotics, and it basically does all…

This Epic Bloody Mary Is Topped With a Bacon Cheeseburger, Crawfish & Beef Jerky

March 10, 2013 // 6:00 am

A crawfish, a bacon cheeseburger, a shrimp, some cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, a pickle and a half pint of beer. No, this isn’t my grocery list. Just the list of ingredients in the most ridiculous Bloody Mary concocted at the

4 Essential Cocktails Every College Student Should Know in 60 Seconds

January 7, 2013 // 7:12 pm

If you’re a college student looking to (slightly) refine your boozy palate, here’s a quick how-to video on the “4 Cocktails Every College Student Should Know.” Because, you know, once you’re sufficiently stuffed with ungodly amounts of Coors and Popov, you might as well exercise those untapped bartending skills. The…

‘Tequila Buffet’ for Convenient Mouthwatering Tomfoolery

December 27, 2012 // 3:36 pm

Be warned, though, the “mouth-watering” part of the Tequila Buffet must be left to the imagination unless and until you are willing to shell out the 90 bucks for this to-be-boozy masterpiece. The Tequila Buffet is crafted from “beams of wormy chestnut salvaged from dismantled barns and…

Join the Darkside: DoubleTree Has Chocolate Chip Martinis Garnished with Cookies

December 25, 2012 // 9:00 am

DoubleTree by Hilton sure knows how to lure a customer to the darkside: Upon arrival each hotel guest receives a chocolate chip cookie.  But it doesn’t end there — if you make your way over to the bar, you can order yourself a Chocolate Chip Martini garnished with a…

A Gift Guide of 6 Ridiculously Expensive Things You Can’t Afford

December 15, 2012 // 2:15 pm

Christmas is the perfect time to get and gift friends and loved ones with ridiculously expensive things we/they don’t need. So while everyone’s stuffing stockings with iPhones, iPads, Gucci underwear and tickets to the moon, we’re (theoretically) gifting everyone unfortunate enough to be our friends and family with the…