Walmart Display Claims Soda is ‘Wholesome. Healthy. Delicious.’

April 16, 2013 // 6:00 am

Listen, we’ve all given Walmart a bad rap and hey, maybe this was just an honest mistake. At least, we hope it was, because the last time we checked soda was no where near “Wholesome” or “Healthy.” Although, we’ll agree that the fizzy stuff is rather “Delicious.”

Kudos…

Today I Learned: Coke Can Be Used to Clean Toilets

March 13, 2013 // 5:40 pm

Here’s the thing: I’m a hardcore Coke girl. So the fact that someone decided to dump a bottle down a toilet to demonstrate how it could be used as a lime and stain cleaner does nothing to convert me to the dark side. I just take it as further…

For the First Time in Nearly 3 Decades, Water Defeats Soda as America’s Favorite Beverage

March 12, 2013 // 2:09 pm

Americans are actually drinking more water than soda for the first time in three decades, according to a new report from industry tracker Beverage Digest. Soft drinks have been the American beverage of choice ever since the eighties

The SodaStream Ad That Pepsi, Coca-Cola and CBS Probably Don’t Want You to See

February 3, 2013 // 3:17 pm

SodaStream, makers of the popular home carbonation system that allows you to make your own sodas at home, have put together a Super Bowl ad that explicitly takes on the likes of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. Surely enough, this ad will not air on CBS’ Super Bowl programming today,

Honest Tea Launches Zero-Calorie ‘Honest Fizz’ Soda Line

January 15, 2013 // 4:19 pm

Honest Tea, a company known for their line of “great-tasting, truly healthy, [and] organic beverages,” has decided to make a foray into the realm of soda.

Are we surprised? No, not really. After all, Honest Tea’s new carbonated drinks seem to be relatively tame and in-line with their healthy mission statement.

Coca-Cola Now Recommended to Help Cure Stomach Blockages

January 14, 2013 // 2:58 pm

It seems so obvious now, kinda makes you wonder why the study wasn’t published by a bunch of kindergarteners twenty years ago: The medical condition gastric phytobezoar (stomach blockages) can be alleviated with an ingredient that appears in Coke. The fizz in the soda helps break down blockages, which can…

Coca-Cola Teams Up With Drug Company For New French ‘Beauty’ Beverage

October 17, 2012 // 5:23 pm

With concerns over the sugary content of soda growing in America — le gasp, sugar in soda?? – Coca-Cola is exploring other avenues of profit. The Atlanta-based company has set its sights on France,  partnering with Sanofi for a new line of beauty-minded drinks tailored for French women. While the…

According to Polar Bears & Jason Mraz Music Video, Coca Cola Causes Amputations and Erectile Dysfunction

October 17, 2012 // 12:35 pm

Anti-sugar and soft drinks campaign, The Real Bears, is on a mission to spread the word about the dangers of drinking your favorite soda. Via a video featuring a family of four endearing polar bears, The Real Bears campaign gets their message across: Soda is very, very…