Cold Stone Wants to Make Dads Feel Tall, Dark and Delicious

June 12, 2013 // 6:00 am

Father’s day is right around the corner, and Cold Stone Creamery is offering the Tall, Dark and Delicious to celebrate the occasion.

Rather than play around with bad puns, let’s get right to the sweet spot of this beast of a cake.

The Tall Dark and Delicious consists of…

Edible Anus Chocolate Gives a New, Uncomfortable Meaning to ‘Brown-Nosing’

June 3, 2013 // 4:01 pm

Meet your anus. He might not get much attention during your day-to-day, but this fancy, artisan, preservative-free Belgian chocolate from the UK totally looks like him. I mean, I’m guessing.

Dubbed the “Edible Anus,” this totally cracked-out treat is handmade and preservative free, made using a mold “crafted from…

23K Gold Bacon Is a Gorgeous, Delicious Waste of Money

May 30, 2013 // 7:00 am

Bacon is an indulgence to anyone who isn’t Epic Meal Time. It’s delicious, but you can’t eat it every day or you’d die. So why not give the occasion of bacon-eating all the pomp and circumstance it deserves by dipping it in dark chocolate and sprinkling it with 23k…

Chocolate Avocado Ice Cream, A Guilty Pleasure Times Three

May 28, 2013 // 6:00 am

As the Foodbeast faithful have recently learned, avocados are, among many things, “nature’s butter” (though these OG gangstas put it far more eloquently). They are also packed with the kind of fat you’re actually encouraged to eat, and then there’s the fiber, and the blah blah blah…

Nutella + Martini = Nutellatina

May 23, 2013 // 11:28 am

A DIY Nutella Martini, and just in time to celebrate the controversial return of World Nutella Day. Disappointingly, and maybe a little ironically, the Nutellatina is actually comprised of very little Nutella. It’s used more as a garnish, to dress the glass after being softened in the…

Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts Released for the First Time in 27 Years

May 14, 2013 // 3:39 pm

We’ve been begging for a peanut butter Pop-Tart ever since the Peanut Butter & Jelly Pop-Tart was discontinued in 1986. Now, after 27 years of waiting, Pop-Tart scientists have created the perfect mix of flavors to bring us Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts and Frosted Chocolate Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts. At least that’s…

Wendy’s Frosty Waffle Cones Now Available Nationwide

May 13, 2013 // 4:17 pm

There’s something comforting about a marketing team that totally gets its customer base and makes us feel like putting tons of french fries in our ice cream is a-okay.

Wendy’s just gets us.

“There is nothing better than a Frosty, and nothing worse than an empty Frosty cup,” said…

Science Takes It Back, Chocolate Doesn’t Cause Acne + More Chocolate Myths Debunked

May 6, 2013 // 1:31 pm

Okay, so we know we just told you that the 70s were right and chocolate might cause acne, but here’s a nifty infographic showing us the brightside to our favorite treat ever.

Unlike the depressing news that other chocolate study brought us, this one is full of…