Chinese Zodiac Animals Double As Fortune Cookie Dispensers

June 19, 2013 // 6:00 am

Everyone knows the best part of a fortune cookie is the fortune, good or bad, and the opportunity to learn new words in Chinese like “bench” or “Sunday.” And with “Beijing Buffet Fortunes” by US-based designer, Caroline Brickell, you can add a whole new layer of fun…

6 Year Old Caught Driving On His Way To Get Chinese Food

April 17, 2013 // 12:26 pm

What did you do when you were a little kid? Did you play on the swing set? Play with Pokémon cards? Maybe watch TV? Did you ever get the chance to drive a car — by yourself? I’m going to go ahead and say no.

Police were alerted by…

Here, Have Some Photos of a Hot Half-Naked Chick Wearing Nothing But Salmon Sashimi [NSFW]

March 19, 2013 // 10:42 am

We all know that a good cut of salmon sashimi can get pretty expensive, so why anyone would waste several slices just to get a silly little picture out of it is beyond me.

Ohhhh, that’s why.

Twenty-year-old LiuYou Qi is a Chinese model known for her youthful…

Don’t Worry, These Adorable Pork Bun Piggies Won’t Squeal When You Bite Them

February 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

I imagine these pig-shaped pork buns are only difficult to eat until you’ve taken the first bite, averting your eyes to avoid the pleading gaze of these little guys. Can’t you just hear them, all steamy and sad, crying at you? “No, don’t eat me! I’m like Wilber, via…

How to Eat Foods [HUMOR]

January 28, 2012 // 10:20 am

We all have our little rituals when it comes to eating food. For instance, sometimes I’m so lazy that I’ll pick up popcorn with my tongue instead of moving my hands. This guy hits it on the nail for a lot of the things people do…

OUR LOOK: P.F. Chang’s Home Menu Meals for 2

November 10, 2011 // 11:27 am

I’m sure many readers out there love Chinese food, but cooking it from scratch is simply out of the question. It’s just plain intimidating! Not only is a good recipe hard to come by, so are various questionable ingredients. I am self admittedly an Asian person who can’t…

Asian Restaurant Prank Call [HUMOR]

January 30, 2011 // 12:27 pm

With well over a million YouTube views, this is easily one of the best prank calls to an Asian Restaurant, with a Chinese accent, ever. This video/audio truly had me in stitches. Not only is the prankster’s voice sufficiently stereotypical and offensive, the additional subtitles make the…

Anaheim, CA: Ho-Toy’s Chinese Food

October 16, 2010 // 1:54 pm

Let me tell you about Ho-Toy’s Chinese food on St. College in Anaheim. Ho-Toy’s is the Chinese food spot that you wish your Chinese food spot was like. They give you more food than you know what to do with, it’s always fresh and hot, and is…