Wrap Your Cock in This Reusable Diaper

May 18, 2013 // 12:44 pm

And by your cock, I mean your pet chicken. Obviously.

Still confused? That’s okay, I’ll walk  you through it. Apparently, the number of chickens kept as pets (and not as poultry) has skyrocketed in the past few years, meaning that there’s an increasing demand for chicken-related pet products. And…

Kinky: This Woman Thinks About Popeye’s Chicken to Achieve Orgasm

April 10, 2013 // 3:33 pm

“I’m clucking, I’m clucking!”

Too much?

In an upcoming “Is it Weird?” episode of the Steve Harvey show, a woman named Christina will share a fetish of hers that everyone probably has but no one is willing to admit: Food.

In fact, when her man’s moves in the bedroom…

KFC Warns You Not To Choke On Its New Original Recipe Boneless Chicken, Kinda

April 8, 2013 // 12:31 pm

In an effort to ease the pain of the poultry-scarfing masses, KFC is introducing a new deep fried, original recipe boneless chicken so people no longer have to worry about choking on those pesky boney bits while eating on the go.

The idea, KFC said according to the 

Dunkin’ Donuts Rolls Out with New Bacon-Friendly Salad Wraps

April 3, 2013 // 11:52 am

Apparently, salad wraps are today’s new go-to  breakfast option — with Chick-fil-A, McDonald’s and other mega fast food chains catching on the trend. Now, Dunkin’ Donuts — the spot you got to for piping hot coffee and iced-up donuts — is rolling out with their own line…

Taco Bell Testing New Taquito Dippers for $1 Each

March 25, 2013 // 12:35 pm

Taquitos are kind of like the annoying little brother of Mex-American fast food — which is to say that while typically harmless and sometimes even delicious, the taquito for the most part has widely been ignored, except in the frozen food aisle. Until today.

Pizza Hut Singapore Celebrates Chinese New Year With Coin-Shaped Pizza

January 29, 2013 // 4:56 pm

Nothing says “Happy Chinese New Year” like a pizza shaped like a Chinese cash coin… at least according to Pizza Hut Singapore. The new “Ring of Fortune” pizza looks pretty much exactly like a regular pizza except for the square hole in the center, which on real…

Here’s How to Make Mini Buffalo Chicken Dip Cheesecakes

January 29, 2013 // 12:45 pm

The Super Bowl is around the corner, and I bet you are getting pumped for an evening of tight ends, wide receivers, and really friggin’ good food. What you bring to a Super Bowl party says more about you than you may realize. So don’t be the guy who shows…

17 Ways to Eat Your Beer (If You Don’t Drink It First)

January 25, 2013 // 1:44 pm

Let’s focus a moment on the phrase “Chocolate Stout Brownies.” Now try, “Cheesy Beer Dip.” If you’re accumulating a small puddle of drool on your keyboard, you’re not alone.  Beer is a fantastic asset to nearly any sort of dish, from sinful sweets to mouthwatering savory plates. Not quite convinced?…