Gratuitous Food Porn: 4/20 Edition

April 20, 2013 // 8:00 am

Yes boys and girls, brownies are officially amateur. If you decided not to ring in the year’s chillest holiday with everyone else at Coachella, at least revel in knowing you actually have access to a kitchen and can whip up any of these bad boys whenever you damn well…

The Internet Makes A Game-Changing Discovery About Cheeto Balls

March 26, 2013 // 1:23 pm

Do you see it? You don’t? Ok, let’s take a closer look . . .

Here’s How To Make Hot Cheetos-Crusted Fried Mozzarella Sticks

March 14, 2013 // 3:00 pm

Okay so I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but Hot Cheetos have pretty much ruled my life since they came out. I seriously don’t know what I’d do if they stopped making these things. Back in 2004 I moved to Brooklyn, and not many…

Is This Real Life? The Cheetos of Chex Mix Have Arrived.

March 6, 2013 // 6:00 am

Ever faced with the dilemma of having to choose between Cheeto’s puffed or crunchy, mellow or hot? Fret no more. Cheetos is bringing in a whole new way to get your fingers coated in cheesy crumbles.

Now, you don’t have to choose. Phew. Cheetos Mix-Ups Xtra Cheezy Snack Mix and Cheetos…

Trail of Cheetos Leads to Teenage Robber’s Hiding Place

January 10, 2013 // 7:20 pm

We assume there are a few Do’s & Don’ts when robbing a gas station. Don’t forget the pantyhose, do wear black (it’s slimming) and most of all, don’t leave a trail of Cheetos that lead to the front porch of your house. Here’s looking at you, Mr. Presler.

After allegedly stealing…

Caramel Coated Cheetos > Popcorn, Obviously

January 8, 2013 // 12:00 pm

Your average popcorn tin usually comprises three flavors: plain, caramel and cheese. And while the plain batch is pretty much there just to keep production costs down, the other two are a revelation, hampered only by their inability to bless snackers with both their miraculous tastes at the same…

This is What a Cheetos Macaron Looks Like

December 1, 2012 // 3:04 pm

Take note: that isn’t a cheese macaron you’re looking at, which would be slightly more normal (kind of). And that isn’t just fine-fine-finely grated cheese sprinkled on top. Nope, this little beauty is 100% a Cheetos macaron, covered with the always nostalgic Cheetos cheese dust, for your finger-lickin’ pleasure.…

Here’s How to Make Munchies White Chocolate Bark

November 30, 2012 // 2:12 pm

Earlier this year, I moved to Boulder, CO from the east coast. I have to say the people here are quite passionate about three main things: the outdoors, organic/free-range food, and well, you know the third. While I’m working on participating in the first, the second two don’t interest me…