One Man’s Weekly Nutritional Intake, as Told By Pop-Tarts and Broccoli

June 11, 2013 // 8:00 am

UK-based graphic design student Ryan MacEachern is one guy who knows how to make lemonade from lemons. Maybe even literally! Apparently, someone told him to put those graphic design skills to use by visually documenting his habits over the course of a week. Ryan, brilliant martyr that he…

Today I Learned: PEZ is Short for ‘PfeffErminZ’

June 10, 2013 // 7:00 am

Ever wonder where Pez candies got their name? I’ll be honest, I always vaguely associated them with Fez, the perpetually stoned confused cast member of That 70′s Show. Eating a bunch of tiny pellet candies out of a plastic dispenser topped with a disembodied head seemed like something…

Breast Milk Lollipops Exist to Make You Envy Infants

June 4, 2013 // 3:52 pm

Let’s be real: after the semen cocktails, the idea of a breast milk lollipop seems downright tame. Not to mention nostalgic — after all, the last time you drank breast milk was also probably the last time you ate as much as you wanted, screamed constantly, and still…

Can’t Decide if Gravy Candy is Genius or Fail

June 4, 2013 // 6:00 am

When would “gravy” and “candy” ever appear in the same sentence? Maybe when you need something fitting for that candy poutine?

Yes, you can now buy brown-striped hard candies flavored just like that puck-hard Salisbury steak you ate in grade school! If you want the taste but…

Science Takes It Back, Chocolate Doesn’t Cause Acne + More Chocolate Myths Debunked

May 6, 2013 // 1:31 pm

Okay, so we know we just told you that the 70s were right and chocolate might cause acne, but here’s a nifty infographic showing us the brightside to our favorite treat ever.

Unlike the depressing news that other chocolate study brought us, this one is full of…

Your 90′s Heart Will Melt: Reptar Bars with Proper Packaging

May 2, 2013 // 11:05 am

Back in January we featured a Reptar Bar recipe so 90′s kids could make these nostalgic treats at home. But I got to thinking, besides taking a chomp into the chocolate, how would you KNOW it was a Reptar Bar?

I made these throwback candy bars over the…

14 Reasons Candy is Always Better with Booze

April 4, 2013 // 6:00 am

Whether you’re a super sour fan or prefer ooey gooey chocolatey goodness, I think we can all agree candy rules. Eat it, and you’re instantly brought back to elementary school days when consuming sugar took up half our diet. Now that we’re older, we can still do that .…

Skittles Swaps Green Apple Flavor with Lime, Changes ‘Original’ Rainbow

March 24, 2013 // 10:00 am

Someone in Skittles Candy Land really screwed up. I’m not looking to get anyone fired, but who the hell decided to change one of the original Skittles flavors? Apparently, after conducting some sort of poll, the team over at the Skittles Kingdom chose to replace the Lime-flavored…