Cold Stone Wants to Make Dads Feel Tall, Dark and Delicious

June 12, 2013 // 6:00 am

Father’s day is right around the corner, and Cold Stone Creamery is offering the Tall, Dark and Delicious to celebrate the occasion.

Rather than play around with bad puns, let’s get right to the sweet spot of this beast of a cake.

The Tall Dark and Delicious consists of…

This Lesbian Superhero Wedding Cake is the Best Thing You’ll See Today

June 11, 2013 // 3:37 pm

Let’s be real — we’re secret suckers for nerdy love stories, and we’d probably give any superhero-themed wedding about a 9.5 out of 10 on the Foodbeast excellence scale. But a superhero-themed lesbian wedding featuring a Xena and Wonder Woman wedding cake? There’s so much perfection happening there…

Man Quits Job With Heartwarming Resignation Cake

April 16, 2013 // 3:11 pm

Chris Holmes, an official at the UK’s Border Agency, garnered public attention after writing out his resignation letter on a cake. A former employee of renowned chefs Gordon Ramsay and Marcus Wareing, Holmes explained that he was quitting in order to devote more time and energy to his family and…

Ashtray Cake Looks Real Enough To Smoke

April 6, 2013 // 3:20 pm

In this case, you can make your cake and smoke it too. This ashtray cake, made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes, is completely edible (outside of the glass ashtray on top). The piece was created for a “hen party” — a term used for bachelorette parties in the…

Try Not to Be Murderously Jealous: Dinner Inside Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

March 28, 2013 // 1:56 pm

To full comprehend the gravitas of the situation — being able to actually dine (and take flash photography!) inside the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland — you must first understand the hyper-exclusivity of the famed Club 33. If you’ve never heard of it, it is, in short, Walt Disney’s…

Behold: The Legend of Zelda Animated Skyward Sword Cake

March 12, 2013 // 7:00 am

Did you ever get a cake this cool for your birthday? Made up of rice crispie treats, box cake mix, canned frosting and a whole lot of skill, Will and Liliana Turnbow designed this incredible Skyward Sword cake for their daughter’s 10th birthday.

This cake features the world of…

Piñata Cake Stuffed with Lollipops, M&M’s, Jelly Beans & Wrapped Snickers

March 6, 2013 // 1:53 pm

Let’s take a trip back into time: It’s your best friend’s 3rd-grade birthday party, and you’re in the backyard with colorful streamers, pizza stains on your favorite outfit, and a mouth painted in fruit punch. Then, someone’s mother announces, “It’s time for the piñata!” and kids line up to…

Cashew Chashu: the Japanese Bakery Where the Ramen Is Actually Made Out of Cake

February 26, 2013 // 8:00 am

It’s kinda like that hyper-realistic asparagus cake we saw last year, except instead of replacing something yucky with something awesome, we’re just replacing something awesome with something even more awesome.

Behold, ladies and gents, the only possible way to improve a steaming hot bowl of miso ramen…