This Heat Sensitive Cup Will Help Prevent That Awful Burnt Tongue Feeling By Booping Your Nose First

March 8, 2013 // 6:00 am

If you don’t know what a “boop” is, chances are you’ve been doing it or have seen it done for years without ever knowing what it’s actually called.

This, ladies and gents, is a boop:

It’s adorable.

It’s the cutest thing ever.

It’s literally impossible not…

Magical Healing Oral Strips – Soothing Relief for the Next Time You Burn Your Tongue

October 19, 2012 // 11:53 am

Come on, you know it’s going to happen. Either you’ll forget or think, “It can’t be that hot,” and before you know it, the top of your tongue will feel like a brillo pad and the rest of your coffee or pizza or cup noodles will be, sadly, tasteless.…

Greasy Bacon Tattoo

July 20, 2010 // 7:10 pm

This guy really loves bacon. Then again, I might just have to get a piece of bacon tattooed next to my cheeseburger. Because no matter how many times I fight with bacon, she and I always make up. No matter how many times she burns me I…

How To Fry an Egg on the Sidewalk

August 27, 2009 // 5:42 pm

It is seriously too hot out right now. I just took a shower with the coldest water I could get, chugged a frozen Coca Cola, and have my feet in ice water with 3 fans around me… and I’m still sweating. But what’s a better way to…