Insane Bloody Mary Topped with Popcorn, Nachos, Burgers & Obligatory Bacon

May 7, 2013 // 7:00 am

We didn’t think it was possible, but this Bloody Mary may be more insane than this previous behemoth.

This $5 drink-turned-smorgasbord hails from O’Davey’s Pub, a restaurant in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin that unleashes a new food-stuffed cocktail on the first Sunday of every month.

This edition…

Say What? Nail Art x Burger Porn is Trending, Kinda

May 6, 2013 // 7:00 am

The digital age has brought with it many strange things. Food porn, for example, exploded with things like tumblr, Instagram, and Pinterest to display our preternatural obsessions with stuff that used to be only foodie wet dreams, like strawberry weed muffins.

So, when the web throws us something…

[Adventure] Nothing Says Spring Like Burger King Japan’s Teriyaki Whoppers

April 12, 2013 // 10:46 am

Spring has sprung in Japan, and in honor of the cherry blossoms that now litter the streets of Tokyo like so many porn leaflets in Las Vegas, Burger King has unveiled their annual teriyaki menu. Exclusively gracing Burger King Japan’s menu are the brand new teriyaki Whopper, teriyaki chicken…

Heidi Klum Makes This Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Burger Look Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking

March 20, 2013 // 5:35 pm

The explanation for having Heidi Klum play the iconic role of Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate? It’s for the new Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Bourbon Burger commercial featuring a “mature burger for mature tastes,” while Heidi Klum is a hot, mature lady who seduces a young lad with her tasty, juicy,…

Insane Breadless Bacon Double Cheeseburger Is 3 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches in 1

March 12, 2013 // 1:46 pm

It’s insanity, this breadless behemoth. It’s indulgence at it’s worst and finest. It’s a hotmess of bacon, beef and cheese — and we expect nothing less from Nick, the man behind Dude Foods.

After successfully creating a 100% Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Nick took it several steps further…

Watch this Man Devour 100 Slices of Grilled Onion in One Enormous BK Burger

March 11, 2013 // 1:36 pm

Or, you can not because 100 slices of grilled onion quickly turn into 100 slices of cold, lifeless, wilted, sad potato trimmings. You get the point. Although, Mr. Sato from the Rocket News 24 Team took it like a champ, eagerly consuming a “Bakuoni” burger from Burger…

The Employee Birthed In-N-Out ‘After Hours’ Menu Has Bacon and Milkshake Donuts

March 1, 2013 // 1:16 pm

We’ve known about In-N-Out’s not-so-secret menu for a while now. However, no one’s ever said anything about their “After-Hours” dishes. Although, you should know that you’ll never be able to order it yourself and will probably never be able to taste these wonders. Unless, of course, you…

Steak ’n Shake’s 7×7 Steakburger Weighs in at 1,330 calories

February 26, 2013 // 3:41 pm

These days, it seems that every burger chain is attempting to roll out the newest, most insane dishes for the drunken munchies. And hey, we aren’t complaining, not one bit.

Steak n’ Shake, a Midwestern burger joint, stepped up their fast food game with their new 7X7 Steakburger —…