Burger King’s Twitter Account Got Hacked — Best President’s Day Morning, Ever

February 18, 2013 // 12:25 pm

For everyone who’s been sleeping in on this glorious holiday morning, here’s what you missed. Around 9 AM Pacific Time, hacker group Anonymous found its way into the Burger King twitter account. And then Burger King got sold to McDonald’s, hired a group of super-ratchets as its PR…

Burger King Tries to be McDonald’s, Ends Up Being Low-Rent Starbucks Instead

February 12, 2013 // 7:05 pm

Burger King is trying to class up its coffee by introducing a brand-new coffee menu that includes ten new drinks in a variety of flavors, plus a vanilla latte. This would be exciting if it wasn’t obvious that this is Burger King’s desperate (and kinda late) grab at the…

Burger King Does Chicken Nuggets, Cheesy Tots & Molten Fudge Bites

January 3, 2013 // 2:22 pm

In order to keep up with McDonald’s, Burger King, the second largest hamburger fast food chain, has launched their own brand of “Chicken Nuggets.” Although, don’t mistake them for “McNuggets,” even though they look, taste and probably have the same amount of juicy grease pumped into them. Just remember: They’re…

Burger King Offering 55-Cent Whoppers Starting December 6th

December 5, 2012 // 1:31 pm

At the ripe old age of 55, the Whopper has aged exceptionally. It’s the George Clooney of fast food sandwiches. Don’t tell Big Mac, but I hear the Whopper has had some work done over the years.

In celebration of the Whopper’s momentous 55th…

Burger King Japan Does All-You-Can-Eat Burgers & Fries

November 14, 2012 // 6:30 pm

An all-you-can-eat Burger King sounds like dangerous fast-food insanity. (Un)Fortunately, Burger King Japan seems to think that unlimited burgers and fries are just the thing to celebrate their fifth year return (all BKs in Japan were closed in 2001, then reopened in 2007).

The special burger buffet will, thankfully,…

Behold, The Scandinavian Burger King Bird Feeder

November 2, 2012 // 2:53 pm

Ah, to be a bird. Limited only by the flap of your wings, free to fly wherever the wind may take you – provided that “wherever” hasn’t been denuded by deforestation. I already thought birds had it pretty good with the standard backyard bird feeder and old lady bread…

Burger King ‘Angry’ Whopper Will Punch You In the Face

October 26, 2012 // 11:41 am

In honor of the Whopper’s 55th Anniversary, Burger King is introducing “new” limited-time menu items to the line-up. Yes, this is essentially a burger birthday. Priorities, baby.

The items will be available nationwide and presented in old-school packing meant to reflect the commemorative occasion. Among them, the Wisconsin White…

Burger King Japan Debuts a Pumpkin Burger

October 19, 2012 // 2:33 pm

Funny, I thought pumpkin-saturated seasonal fare was an American thing.

Well, turns out our nation’s fascination with autumnal gourds is just another thing we and the rest of the world have in common, with Burger King Japan announcing its new Pumpkin Burger for a limited time, starting October…