Meet the Breakfast McWrap, Stuffed with Bacon, Eggs, Hash Browns and Salsa

April 15, 2013 // 3:33 pm

All right, for all the fanfare, we’ve got to admit the new chicken McWraps from McDonald’s are at best yawn-worthy, but what if they came with bacon and eggs and hash browns instead of those awful green wilted bits?

Europe, you are brilliant.

The new Breakfast McWrap from…

Would You Dine in this Public Men’s Urinal Turned Cafe?

March 6, 2013 // 6:28 pm

If you’ve ever dreamed of eating a sandwich in the bathroom, you should move to London.  On Foley Street in West London, a 19th century men’s restroom has been transformed into a new restaurant called the Attendant. Those Brits . . . they think of everything!

With a fancy, Victorian…

‘Milking’ Is Stupid, and a Horrible Waste of Milk

November 27, 2012 // 8:12 pm

There’s an ignorant crack about British dental hygiene in here, but for the sake of journalistic integrity, I’ll refrain.

But seriously Britain, wot the bloody hell?

Joining the ranks of such tired web pranks as planking and owling, “milking” entails going out into a public space and pouring milk…

God Save the Bacon: Turns Out the Global Bacon Shortage is Now ‘Unavoidable’

September 24, 2012 // 5:54 pm

I wonder if this is what the Mayans were talking about. According to Britain’s National Pig Association, a “world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable,” thanks to this year’s shoddy weather and subsequent withering corn and soybean crops.

The story goes like this: fewer crops…