The G-Shock x Ciroc Breathalyzer Watch Would Probably Have Way Too Many Buttons, Anyway

June 15, 2013 // 1:10 pm

Breathalyzers aren’t typically a night owl’s hip, go-to accessory. Black, awkward and frankly a bit pager-y, the few portable breathalyzers on the market today seem like much more trouble than they’re worth. Luckily P. Diddy and Casio may have found a way to help ‘90s hoodrats everywhere get home…

Breathalyzer Counts You Down to Sobriety, Alerts DD When You’re Too Drunk to Math

April 24, 2013 // 4:05 pm

While many experienced drinkers swear they know their limit and when they’re sober enough to drive, this BACtrack breathalyzer is a great way to double check on nights you feel a bit iffy. The BACtrack connects to an accompanying smartphone app that not only gives you a thorough…

This Booze-Happy NYE Noisemaker Only Works When You’re Drunk

December 28, 2012 // 6:25 pm

Here’s a quick way to weed out the underage or otherwise alcohol-avoidant party poopers at your next New Year’s Eve bash: Hand out a bunch of noisemakers that only work after someone swished a good amount of alcohol in his mouth.

Now apparently the Buzzed Buzzer‘s technology…