A Sleeping Omelet Bear So Cute You Could Eat It

April 23, 2013 // 1:28 pm

When we first stumbled upon this picture on the internetz, our intern Erika remarked, “I hate when people make really adorable food because then you feel really bad eating it.” We’re guessing it has something to do with how peaceful the lil’ guy looks sleeping under his eggy blanket…

Here’s What Protein-Style Quesadillas Look Like

April 19, 2013 // 11:31 am

Okay, hold up.  I’ve had quesadillas before, but this recipe is blowing my mind!  The only thing better than the soft, carb-y goodness of a flour tortilla is BACON.  In this particular quesadilla recipe, the tortilla is completely made of bacon weaved together.

For you daredevils out there, here’s…

Jack in the Box’s New Blueberry Muffin Oatmeal Probably Tastes Amazing – Well at Least the Top

April 18, 2013 // 12:01 pm

The thing about muffins is that they taste incredible, but only for the first couple of bites. After that, they’re nothing but a precarious mountain of crumbs, just daring you to take another bite, lest they unleash their wrath on your precious kitchen table. But while the obvious solution…

IHOP’s Brioche French Toast is the Best Thing Since Sliced (French) Bread

April 17, 2013 // 8:00 am

IHOP has changed the lives of French toast fans forever by rolling out a line of brand new Brioche French toast. For the unenlightened, Brioche is the French bread equivalent of sinking your teeth into a cloud — a buttery, fluffy, slightly flaky cloud with just a hint of sweetness.…

Meet the Breakfast McWrap, Stuffed with Bacon, Eggs, Hash Browns and Salsa

April 15, 2013 // 3:33 pm

All right, for all the fanfare, we’ve got to admit the new chicken McWraps from McDonald’s are at best yawn-worthy, but what if they came with bacon and eggs and hash browns instead of those awful green wilted bits?

Europe, you are brilliant.

The new Breakfast McWrap from…

Eat Captain America’s Shield Turned Huevos Rancheros For Breakfast

April 15, 2013 // 10:50 am

So, maybe it’s a little ironic that it would be Captain America’s iconic stars-and-stripes shield that gets turned into the Mexican breakfast staple, but that hardly matters, because look how cool this is!

It’s the standard huevos rancheros, plus a little ingenuity.  And also food coloring. Salsa, cheese, beans, an…

That ‘Bottom-Of-The-Cereal-Bowl’ Taste is Now Packaged as an Actual Drink

April 11, 2013 // 9:00 am

Ever wake up in the morning and make yourself a bowl of cereal? Ever leave that bowl of cereal for a few minutes because you get caught up in your morning routine? Ever come back to that same cereal and watch its inevitable disintegration towards the bottom of your bowl? Now imagine…

McDonald’s Japan Is Giving Away Free Shampoo with Breakfast

March 29, 2013 // 3:53 pm

The next time you’re a hardworking Japanese businessman taking a break from your marathon workweek to grab some breakfast from Mickey D’s, rest assured knowing the Golden Arches have totally got you covered. No longer will you or your coworkers have to suffer the lingering stench of your 72-hour…