Nutella Cinnamon S’mores Pulls Eliminate the Need for Camping

April 11, 2013 // 11:53 am

All hail Plain Chicken.

As if these cheddar bacon ranch pulls (all of those words are delicious, except maybe pulls, but that’s just because it’s a secret synonym for ‘bread’) weren’t enough, we’ve also just uncovered the dessert version: S’mores + Nutella + warm sourdough bread.

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Cheddar Bacon Ranch Pulls Are A Beautiful, Insane Mess

April 8, 2013 // 1:00 pm

Holy mother of all things delicious. Start loosening your belt now, because Cheddar Bacon Ranch Pulls are your next appetizer must.

If you’re a fan of cheesy bread, bacon, ranch or anything deliciously greasy, then you’ll probably flip over this insane recipe by Plain Chicken. It’s basically a…

Try Not to Be Murderously Jealous: Dinner Inside Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

March 28, 2013 // 1:56 pm

To full comprehend the gravitas of the situation — being able to actually dine (and take flash photography!) inside the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland — you must first understand the hyper-exclusivity of the famed Club 33. If you’ve never heard of it, it is, in short, Walt Disney’s…

This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

March 15, 2013 // 11:33 am

There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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V-Shaped Toaster Solves All Your Half Sandwich Problems

March 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

When it comes to the sandwich game, sometimes we want to go halfsies, but things can get super tricky when we’re dealing with toasted bread. Trying to cut crisped slices in half makes for the crumbiest of messes, but we’ve come across a genius solution — the V Toast designed…

Serve Appetizers Off This Crusty Baguette Table

February 19, 2013 // 7:00 am

Looking for a quirky way to amp up your dining room decor? Then consider this crusty-chic table created by Gosia and Tomek Rygalik as part of the “bread experience” at the Vienna Design Week Laboratory. Made out of old baguette loaves, the piece was constructed to demonstrate how food that…

The Internet Shows Us How to Properly Use a Baguette

February 8, 2013 // 1:34 pm

Baguettes are the most casual members of the bread population, because they can serve several different purposes in a snap. Need a baseball bat on the fly? Grab a baguette. What about a makeshift computer outlet? The loaf’s got you covered.

The Baguette-Me-Nots Tumblr features exactly that — the sheer greatness…

Here’s A Dazzling Display of Pretty Moldy Bread

February 4, 2013 // 5:30 pm

Pretty moldy as in the bread is both moldy and aesthetically pleasing . . . though it’s also “pretty moldy” like there’s a lot of mold.

Singaporean artist Sookoon Ang devised these hideously stunning loaves under the series title “Your Love is like a Chunk of Gold”…