Minecraft Pickaxes can now Officially do Everything, Including Open a Real Life Beer

January 3, 2013 // 1:20 am

Minecraft, it’s a video game that from my understanding, involves players building constructions out of textured cubes in a 3D procedurally generated world.

One of the main tools in the storyline, a pickaxe, leads the way to a lot of the game’s activities — and just as the Minecraft possibilities…

This Mjolnir Beer Bottle Opener, I Like It — Another!

November 10, 2012 // 2:30 pm

If you’ve ever dreamt about partying like a Norse god up in Valhalla, but aren’t quite sold yet on the whole dying thing, this Mjolnir Beer Bottle Opener could be a good way to start.

Pop Open A Beer With This Gingerbread Zombie

November 3, 2012 // 2:30 pm

Halloween may be over, but it doesn’t mean that ALL remnants of the spooky yet cavity-inducing holiday have left us just yet. Take, for instance, the urge to zombify just about everything in sight — including the arrival of the boozy holiday season — as seen by this nifty Gingerbread…

Kebo One Handed Bottle Opener

March 19, 2012 // 11:47 am

For those that need the freedom and flexibility of their off hand when opening a bottle of beer, you now have that luxury with the Kebo One Handed Bottle Opener.

Inspired by the Theodore Low bottle opener from the 1930s, this clean and modern interpretation is…

You May or May Not Impress People With This Switchblade Bottle Opener

January 13, 2012 // 4:34 pm

GAMAGO, the San Francisco-based design company, is at it again with this clever twist on a classic metal switchblade. The Switchpop Bottle Opener will either become the source of your street cred, or the demise of any you might have had. Next time you’re at a “killer” party,…

Thor Bottle Opener

January 12, 2012 // 12:00 pm

This miniature metal replica of the hammer of Thor, also known as Mjolnir, features an inscription from the comic series that reads “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy shall possess the power of Thor.”

On the exact opposite side of the inscription is…

How to Open a Beer with Your Forearm

January 12, 2012 // 12:57 am

Learning how to open a beer bottle with your forearm may seem like a novelty right now, but it could prove to be handy. Sometimes when your grip is way too loose from all the drinking that went down already, bottle caps can be the…

Beer Tracker Bottle Opener

December 21, 2011 // 3:33 pm

I present to you, my fellow FOODBEASTs, irrefutable evidence of exactly how drunk you were last night. No more rough estimates based on how hungover you are the next morning, just pure and simple digitized truth. The Beer Tracker’s technology is simple enough: for every bottle that’s…