Science Makes Groundbreaking Discovery that Beer Pong Violates the 5-Second Rule

April 18, 2013 // 8:00 am

Thank goodness for rocket scientists — without them we may have never discovered that the seemingly innocuous game of beer pong is a cesspool teeming with bacteria. And by “rocket scientists” we mean a group of Clemson University student researchers who ran around their campus last fall, snatched beer pong balls…

Beer Pong Arcade Machine is a Real Thing, Coming to a Dive Bar Near You

March 27, 2013 // 11:38 pm

It’s called Beer Pong Master, and it’s made by the dudes at Bay Tek Games, the same dudes who put similar, less booze-themed machines in your local kid-friendly arcades (think about the games you see at Chuck E. Cheese’s). We spotted a couple of these rogue machines at last…

Holocaust Beer Pong Exists — Yes, Really

March 15, 2013 // 3:16 pm

A picture showed up on reddit yesterday that looks awfully familiar, and not just because it’s a repost. Here’s a hint: it pits Nazis vs. Jews in a violent free for all in which Jews are at a clear disadvantage and even the winners end up losing in…

Gotta Drink ‘Em All — The Pokemon Beer Pong Table

February 13, 2013 // 8:00 am

Drinking creativity continues to astound with this latest evolution of the age-old game of beer pong. Like any good alchemist knows, by mixing two disparate ideas you render an even greater and more creative iteration of the previous forms. Right? Right.

From Quidditch Pong to now, such is true with…

Beer Pong Prank Artist Strikes Unsuspecting Victim

November 27, 2012 // 4:24 pm

Kids, this is why you don’t pass out halfway during the party, because the Beer Pong Prankster will strike and make you an unknowing centerpiece for an epic game of beer pong. Although, we’re trying to figure out if the above photo demonstrates one of the best ways to…

So Quidditch Pong Is A Thing — Here Are The Rules

November 4, 2012 // 12:50 pm

“Yer a drunkard, Harry.”

The nice thing about growing up with a children’s book series is that when you finally are grown-up, you can make some of your childhood fantasies into realities, like marrying your best friend or practicing the dark arts, or most importantly, playing Quidditch Beer Pong.…

Pong Beer — A Brew Made Just for Beer Pong

February 16, 2012 // 9:10 pm

You may want to keep that Keystone Light stowed away in your dorm rooms, future leaders of America.

Pong Beer, a brew packaged and engineered specifically for the ancient game of beer pong, has already hit shelves across 10 states nationwide.

Here’s the twist: A 30-pack of the novelty…

Portopong: Floating Beer Pong Tables

November 17, 2011 // 3:00 pm

Those Beer Pong cups aren’t actually floating away, you’re just really hammered. Just kidding! They are floating away! …and you’re really hammered. It seems as though you can now add Beer Pong to the list of things you now can do in a pool alongside grilling, watching…