This Anti-Bruising Banana Holder Totally Looks Like A . . . *Ahem*

May 8, 2013 // 12:15 pm

Poor phallic foods. They never asked to look like male genitalia. They never asked to be thought about dirty mindedly. They never asked to be put there.

But never let it be said that being a banana doesn’t come without its perks. Continuing humanity’s undying devotion to protect its…

Produce Porn: Photographer Imagines All The Things Fruits and Veggies Do Behind Closed Doors

March 3, 2013 // 6:00 am

Artist Lauren Hillenbrandt was bored, so she decided to do a photo series which “forced objects into new scenarios, reinvented their original purpose and achieved a sense of absurdism that paralleled her paradoxical feelings toward daily life.” Yeah, makes sense, because whenever I’m bored I totally make raunchy fruit…

Here’s How to Make a PBBB Sandwich (Peanut Butter, Banana, Bacon)

February 5, 2013 // 6:49 pm

This is the kind of stuff late-night snacking is made of. If you’ve got a jar of peanut butter, a ripe banana, honey, some bacon and 2 slices of bread, you’re set. Think savory PB&J gone bacon. Think, this is your next 2AM post-dindin meal. Behold: Macheesmo’s PBBB Sandwich.…

A Rubik’s Cube Fruit Salad, Chanel Carrot Lipstick & More Surreal Food Art

January 24, 2013 // 4:01 pm

You know, when you think about it, a banana does sort of look like a narrow, yellow Converse shoe. I mean, you have to think hard. Use your imagination. I’m doing you a favor here.

This Chocolate, Peanut Butter and Banana Ale Probably Makes Great Beer Floats

January 11, 2013 // 1:15 pm

Aside from that though, not really sure why else you’d want to drink this.

Released as a follow-up to their infamous Bacon Maple Ale, Rogue Ales and Voodoo Doughnuts have partnered up yet again to create this homage to one of Elvis’s most treasured treats.

Not-So-Eco-Friendly Supermarket Wraps Its Peeled Bananas in Plastic

September 20, 2012 // 4:40 pm

There’s probably a condom joke in here somewhere.

As relayed by the Austrian Times, German-owned supermarket Billa has recently come under fire for a photo posted on its Facebook page showcasing packs of peeled bananas covered in plastic wrap.

Purportedly done to streamline the eating process, these pre-peeled ‘nanners…

Watch This Guy Eat an Entire Banana, Peel and All [VIDEO]

August 22, 2012 // 4:48 pm

A guy eating a banana isn’t interesting, you know what is? A guy eating it skin, stem and all.

Call me a shallow consumer of pointless media, but I’ve always been drawn to videos of people eating weird things. Last weekend I met Naader Reeda during a Foie Gras…

Elvis Cookies

April 13, 2012 // 7:51 am

So can we just pretend that it hasn’t been FOREVER since I’ve made something with bacon? Great, thanks!

Moving on. I’m sure everyone is familiar with the concept of the Elvis sandwich: peanut butter, banana and bacon. What a stellar combo. So I thought I’d do my own take on…