May 8, 2013 // 12:15 pm
Poor phallic foods. They never asked to look like male genitalia. They never asked to be thought about dirty mindedly. They never asked to be put there.
But never let it be said that being a banana doesn’t come without its perks. Continuing humanity’s undying devotion to protect its…
March 3, 2013 // 6:00 am
Artist Lauren Hillenbrandt was bored, so she decided to do a photo series which “forced objects into new scenarios, reinvented their original purpose and achieved a sense of absurdism that paralleled her paradoxical feelings toward daily life.” Yeah, makes sense, because whenever I’m bored I totally make raunchy fruit…
February 5, 2013 // 6:49 pm
This is the kind of stuff late-night snacking is made of. If you’ve got a jar of peanut butter, a ripe banana, honey, some bacon and 2 slices of bread, you’re set. Think savory PB&J gone bacon. Think, this is your next 2AM post-dindin meal. Behold: Macheesmo’s PBBB Sandwich.…
January 24, 2013 // 4:01 pm
You know, when you think about it, a banana does sort of look like a narrow, yellow Converse shoe. I mean, you have to think hard. Use your imagination. I’m doing you a favor here.
January 11, 2013 // 1:15 pm
Aside from that though, not really sure why else you’d want to drink this.
Released as a follow-up to their infamous Bacon Maple Ale, Rogue Ales and Voodoo Doughnuts have partnered up yet again to create this homage to one of Elvis’s most treasured treats.
September 20, 2012 // 4:40 pm
There’s probably a condom joke in here somewhere.
As relayed by the Austrian Times, German-owned supermarket Billa has recently come under fire for a photo posted on its Facebook page showcasing packs of peeled bananas covered in plastic wrap.
Purportedly done to streamline the eating process, these pre-peeled ‘nanners…
August 22, 2012 // 4:48 pm
A guy eating a banana isn’t interesting, you know what is? A guy eating it skin, stem and all.
Call me a shallow consumer of pointless media, but I’ve always been drawn to videos of people eating weird things. Last weekend I met Naader Reeda during a Foie Gras…
April 13, 2012 // 7:51 am
So can we just pretend that it hasn’t been FOREVER since I’ve made something with bacon? Great, thanks!
Moving on. I’m sure everyone is familiar with the concept of the Elvis sandwich: peanut butter, banana and bacon. What a stellar combo. So I thought I’d do my own take on…
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