Science Says: College Women Drink Men Under the Table

June 5, 2013 // 7:00 am

Well, the reports are in, and I’d like to offer the ladies a big ol’ “Well, duh” on behalf of Foodbeast. According to a study titled “Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research” (rude) by Bettina Hoeppner,  college women tend to drink more heavily than their male counterparts.

The research included…

Beer Brewed with Actual Beard Hair Exists

June 5, 2013 // 6:00 am

Beard Beer, sounds like a bro’s choice of brew right? Maybe, if you’re into beer literally brewed from beard yeast.

Created by Rogue Ales, Brewmaster John Maier came up with the idea on a whim. Just for funsies one day, Maier extracted yeast from his very own beard to produce a…

Here’s How to Make A Cîroc Coconut Limeade

June 3, 2013 // 6:30 pm

Before taking a “summer sesh” class at Mixology 101, I had never associated the word “savory” with boozy goodness. A few drinks into the class (the only way school should be taught, in my opinion), 101′s liquor-wielding profs taught us how to make a Cîroc Coconut Limeade.…

Learn How To Drink Like Don Draper, Jay Gatsby & More Badasses in Film & Literature

June 3, 2013 // 7:00 am

English majors, rejoice. This how-to drink chart has got your back. Understanding our refined taste in literature and our hearty dependence on alcohol (because there is literally no other way to get through The Divine Comedy), we present to you the greatest of visual aids concerning booze and books (and movies):…

Apparently, North Dakota is the Booziest State, While Virginia is the Most Sober

May 30, 2013 // 11:12 am

According to this chart from Inforum, North Dakota has a bar for every 1,620 people, which presumably includes minors, old people, and other teetotalers. In other words, if you want to get your drink on without having to swim through hoards of people, go to North Dakota,…

This is What a 6-Pack Tattoo Looks like, Literally

May 28, 2013 // 7:00 am

Talk about a beer belly.

This tattoo has got our full kudos and respect. You gotta give the guy credit for being up front about his liquid diet of choice. Plus, it’s a sure fire way to snag all the ladies on beach day. Goodness knows we couldn’t deny…

It’s Raining Beer, Hallelujah

May 25, 2013 // 12:23 pm

This is what happens when innovation meets booze.

Ladies and gentlemen: The beer drone. Cape Town’s Darkwing Aerials will debut their modded SteadiDrone octocopter at South Africa’s OppiKoppi music festival this August. To order, simply bump your special smartphone app with your GPS location. The manually…

Pregnancy Just Got Awesome: Study Okays Drinking ‘A Little’ During Pregnancy

May 24, 2013 // 1:09 pm

Let’s be honest — pregnancy is pretty much a constellation of things that suck. There’s the nausea, the weight gain, the swelling that makes your feet look like overstuffed sausage casings, and to top it all off you can’t even have a drink or your baby will…