Umami Burger Miami Opens Friday with New Cubano Burger

May 8, 2013 // 1:02 pm

Umami Burger will be bringing its signature stamped buns and hand-formed patties to Miami this Friday, May 10th at 11 am. This location will not only mark Umami’s first restaurant in Florida but on the east coast.

Know for their petite, savory burgers, Umami made a name for itself…

This Anti-Bruising Banana Holder Totally Looks Like A . . . *Ahem*

May 8, 2013 // 12:15 pm

Poor phallic foods. They never asked to look like male genitalia. They never asked to be thought about dirty mindedly. They never asked to be put there.

But never let it be said that being a banana doesn’t come without its perks. Continuing humanity’s undying devotion to protect its…

Del Taco Giving Away Free Samples on Select Wednesdays in May

May 8, 2013 // 11:45 am

With fast food chains constantly clamoring to offer guests the best value for the most profit, how is anyone supposed to differentiate themselves from the pack? Why, by just giving food away for free, of course!

To promote its new ‘Buck & Under’ and ‘New Tastes’ menus, Del Taco…

San Francisco Sues Monster Energy Drink for Marketing to Children

May 8, 2013 // 10:58 am

I’ve had a soft spot for Monster Energy Drinks ever since nine cans of the stuff helped me write one hundred and four pages in a single finals week during my sophomore year of college. Unfortunately, that caffeine-fueled week of intense productivity might have major health consequences down the…

This is What a Snack Jacket Looks Like

May 8, 2013 // 8:00 am

Today’s “WTF, why didn’t I think of that?!” moment is brought to you by the creative genius behind this snack jacket (snacket?) made entirely out of ziploc bags and stuffed with yummies like cereal, carrots, and pizza bites — not to mention an entire freaking sandwich. You know, because…

Dunkin’ Donuts Encourages Families to Eat Mother’s Heart For Mother’s Day

May 8, 2013 // 6:00 am

Dunkin’ Donuts is rolling out their specially-baked “Mother’s Heart” donut again just in time to celebrate Mother’s Day. The heart-shaped pastry is filled with Bavarian Kreme and topped with strawberry icing and adorable heart-shaped sprinkles, making it the perfect part of some good old-fashioned mommy appreciation. There’s just one…

Your Smartphone Wants to Eat This Pizza Compass

May 7, 2013 // 5:25 pm

Pizza has a tendency to be elusive when it’s 3 am on a Saturday. The bars have closed and you and your pals are craving greasy, cheesy, pepperoni-laden pizza. Too bad every joint you can think of is either closed, doesn’t deliver past midnight or you can’t remember its…

Stella Artois Brings Upscale ‘European-Style’ Cider to American Markets

May 7, 2013 // 3:04 pm

Stella Artois will take its best shot at conquering the American apple cider market on May 13th with the release of their new Stella Artois Cidre — a “European-style” brew that’s definitely not your grandma’s apple cider. Traditional American-style cider is on the sweeter side and brings back fond…