Fork’em Up With Switchblade Sporks

February 4, 2012 // 10:56 pm

Who says foodies can’t be badasses? If there’s ever a tiff over the last drumstick, pull this baby out no one will ask any questions about it! It’s a convenient accessory you should have on your personnel at all times. Especially if you like to be prepared for…

Wendy’s Joins the Fetus-Free Club

February 4, 2012 // 2:05 pm

After a report that Wendy’s might be a restaurant chain that uses aborted fetuses in its food, a Wendy’s spokesperson came out to deny the report.

You can now dig your teeth into ‘Dave’s Hot and Juicy’ without fear.

Now, if…

West Coast Chill: World’s First Self Chilling Drink?

February 4, 2012 // 9:23 am

Ever get stuck at work on a hot day and all you want is a nice cold drink? Then you get home and find that the only drinks you have are at room-damn-temperature?! Then you have the choice of either chugging it or throwing it in the freezer…

Free Pizza From Papa John’s If Super Bowl Coin Toss Lands On Heads

February 4, 2012 // 7:00 am

Free pizza! What’s there not to be excited about?? Papa John’s Pizza is giving away one FREE large, one-topping pizza and one 2-liter Pepsi MAX for members enrolled in their Papa’s Reward Program if the Super Bowl Coin Toss this Sunday lands on heads.

Not a member, yet? Click here to sign up on their…

Frosted Footwear — High Heel Cupcakes

February 3, 2012 // 6:14 pm

In the renowned words of viral YouTube sensation, Kelly, circa 2006: “Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god, shoes.“

Here’s a way shoe fetishists and fashionistas alike can savor and enjoy a well-designed pump without breaking out the Dr. Scholls.

In their new cookbook,

PopBottles: Alcohol for Kids, Aims to Raise Awareness

February 3, 2012 // 9:23 am

In an effort to raise awareness of alcohol abuse by teens, pregnant women, and parental negligence, artist Anna Utopia Giordano created mock set of alcoholic bottles aimed towards children. These “PopBottles” feature an amalgam of some of the most popular kids brands around with some of…

Top Highschool Football Prospect Chose His College Based on a Chicken Sandwich

February 3, 2012 // 8:24 am

There are many things to factor in when choosing what college you want to go to; athletic program, girl-to-guy ratio, in some cases academics, oh yeah, and whether it has a Chick-Fil-A or not.

College football’s National Signing Day occurred Wednesday and linebacker Cassanova McKinzy decided to change the…

Spread The Love This Valentine’s Day With Krispy Kreme Doughnuts & Cards

February 3, 2012 // 6:00 am

Send your boo some Valentine’s Day lovin’ the Krispy Kreme Doughnuts way. This year, Krispy Kreme’s got three different ways for you to spread the (V-day) holiday cheer!

From now through February 14, swing by and grab any one of their three Valentine’s Day…