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Would You Like Your Eggs Scrambled, Sunnyside Up or Erect?

March 22, 2013 // 6:00 am

Ever wish that you could eat your eggs on a stick like a warm, breakfast popsicle? Nope, me neither. But someone invented a machine to do it anyways.

As the Rollie Eggmaster infomercial informs us, it’s the “fast, easy, pan-free way to make perfect eggs every time!”…

Finally, Someone Made Fortune-Telling Bacon

March 21, 2013 // 1:04 pm

I hate to break it to you, guy, but just because a super-intelligent spider describes your pig as “some pig,” “terrific” and “radiant” doesn’t mean that when you finally do cook the thing, you’ll magically wind up with fortune-telling bacon. That’s just not how it works.

If you want…

This Ingenious Cap Transforms Your Growler Into A Mini Keg

March 21, 2013 // 8:00 am

While there are plenty of guys and gals who could finish off a 64 oz growler in one sitting, not everyone can achieve such a feat. If you’ve ever owned a growler, you know that its one downfall is that the beer immediately starts to degrade once you open…

Would You Brush Your Teeth With This Tongue-Mounted Toothbrush?

March 19, 2013 // 8:00 am

As I type, I’m trying to clear some residual pita chip from off my furthest right molar, and I’m wondering why this process has to be so damn hard. I mean, wouldn’t life be so much better if someone would just invent some kind of plastic bristled tongue glove that would…

Don’t Blink on The Crapper: Weeping Angel Toilet Decals

March 18, 2013 // 8:00 am

Imagine you’ve just enjoyed a hearty helping of fish fingers and custard. You’re ready to drop off your “companions” at the “pool,”  when you flip on the lights and find these Weeping Angels staring back at you.

Just try not to crap your pants.

Sold in a set of two,…

Wear French Fries & Ketchup in Your Hair with Faux-Food Hair Swag

March 16, 2013 // 7:00 am

Edible-looking clothing is always a good idea. Take the silk bacon scarf, for example — rock that bad boy, and you’d look ten times tastier than normal. And if you’re a fan of this type of garb, then you’ve gotta check out these foodie headbands by Japan’s Fake…

Harry Potter, Doctor Who, The Hobbit & More Delightfully Curious Tea Blends

March 13, 2013 // 8:00 am

Have you ever wondered what your favorite fandoms tasted like? Well Artist Cara McGee has answered that question for all of us by creating custom tea blends that include Supernatural, Doctor Who, The Hobbit, Harry Potter and many more for Adagio Teas. Oh, and some of the descriptions are pitch-perfect:…

Jolly Rancher-Scented Nail Polish Is The Next Best Thing to Scented Markers

March 13, 2013 // 6:00 am

If you loved those fruit-scented markers as a kid, here’s the next best thing:  Lotta Luv has candy-scented nail polish that smells like your favorite candy (assuming your favorite candy includes Jolly Ranchers).  Each set comes with five vibrantly-colored shades to match their sweet scents.

If nail polish isn’t…