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Abduct and Farm Precious Egg Yolks With This Glorified Egg-Shaped Vacuum

April 22, 2013 // 11:01 am

Food inventions rule. Most make our lives way easier, and are just plain ol’ awesome. Remember the Eat Me Crunchy bowl that keeps flakes from getting soggy? Life-changing. And so, to add to the never-ending list of useless but totally necessary food inventions — say hello to the…

This Tardis Kit Turns Any Fridge Into a Time Machine, Kinda

April 22, 2013 // 7:00 am

Good news Whovians, you can now outfit your refrigerator in this Police Box Fridge Kit. The perfect disguise for when your fridge’s chameleon circuit is fried and you need a new “Tardis” with a working beacon and audio kit. Sadly this kit will not enable you to travel through…

Sweet n’ Spicy Edible Spoons Add a Kick to Boring Meals

April 19, 2013 // 10:59 am

We love us handy food inventions, particularly if they’re useful and delicious. Remember those edible candy cane spoons? That, Foodbeasts, is the sort of awesome stuff we’re talkin’ about. As our luck would have it, we recently came across an equally cool utensil of the tasty variety —…

Drink to That!: Whiskey Cologne Exists

April 15, 2013 // 7:00 am

There’s sushi cologne, egg nog cologne and even Pizza Hut’s got their own scent. Naturally, this whiskey cologne was inevitable.

Although, I’m not too sure how most ladies will take to smelling whiskey breath on a gentleman’s dermis. It’s a bit…

This Coffee Mug Won’t Hold Your Hand But It Will Hold Your Spoon

April 9, 2013 // 2:29 pm

The worst is when you’re about to enjoy a warm cup of coffee, bring the mug up to your face and clunk! -- you’ve just been stabbed in the eye by an insolent spoon. Sheesh, the nerve of kitchen utensils these days.

So, to solve this common, everyday dilemma,…

Labyrinth Mugs are Creepy, Awesome

April 7, 2013 // 6:00 am

There are very few thing’s that could make Jim Henson’s 1986 cult-classic Labyrinth more amazing or more creepy. Monster puppets? Check. 1980′s rock ballads? Check.  Jennifer Connelly performing early-era fanfic-slash in a geeky-chic nightgown? Check.

David Bowie in classic drag? Check, check and check.

Great, so now that…

Bierstick — The Solo Beer Syringe that Only Requires A Wall or A Really Hot Girl

April 3, 2013 // 4:36 pm

The Bierstick solves two of humanity’s greatest shortcomings, according to The Drink Nation:

First, for those who do not have the time to wait for gravity-fed beer bongs to empty, this syringe design will get your buzz on faster by simply forcing it into you. Secondly, have you ever tried…

‘Brrrrr’ Solves All Awkward & Annoying Ice Cube Tray Dilemmas

April 3, 2013 // 7:00 am

Ever get a hankering for old-fashioned ice cubes? While nothing really beats the kind from at-home ice trays, making them can be super tricky and annoying. Seriously, how are we supposed to gauge the correct amount of water to pour when there’s an overflowing situation within .2 seconds? Answer: It’s…