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Animal Crackers Upgraded: 3-D Safari Cookie Cutters

June 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

Remember those slick dino cookie designs? Well if that makes you want to exercise your baking skills, then check out these dope 3-D Safari Animal Cookie Cutters.

At the moment, you can purchase the giraffe and hippo set, with the elephant and lion available for pre-order only. Although,…

In Case of Zombie Apocolypse, Break Open Canned Bacon

May 29, 2013 // 9:43 am

The chance of the world ending has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be prepared for a possible zombie apocalypse or something equally awesome (read: terrifying). That’s why it’s always important to stock up on non-perishable foods like bottled water and Spam. But here’s where panic…

Cell Phone-Holder Cup Exists, So You Never Have to Real-Life Socialize Again

May 29, 2013 // 9:37 am

Yo dawg, we heard you like talking, so we put your phone on your Solo cup . . .

This “Cell Phone Holder Party Cup” from Perpetual Kid is the whole damn package. Take multitasking to a nerdy level when you sip, socialize and stare at your…

This is Admittedly the Most Gorgeous Way to Squeeze a Lemon

May 24, 2013 // 8:00 am

From the World of Uber-Expensive, Ultimately Useless, But Really Convenient Gadgets (Williams-Sonoma for short) comes the Press Art lemon and lime squeezer.

Imagine this: You’re hosting your annual $4500 a plate dinner for Socially Challenged Purebred Poodles. The food is hot and…

Wrap Your Cock in This Reusable Diaper

May 18, 2013 // 12:44 pm

And by your cock, I mean your pet chicken. Obviously.

Still confused? That’s okay, I’ll walk  you through it. Apparently, the number of chickens kept as pets (and not as poultry) has skyrocketed in the past few years, meaning that there’s an increasing demand for chicken-related pet products. And…

Molecular Gastronomy Kit is the Easy Bake Oven for Adults

May 17, 2013 // 11:36 am

So, apparently, at least in the world of avante-garde cuisine, “spherification” is a word, and it means exactly what it sounds like. If you’re a fan of Top Chef, or even just Iron Chef America, you’ve probably seen someone pull out a steaming tank of liquid nitrogen and instantly…

Good Luck Understanding this Coffee Flow Chart

May 15, 2013 // 7:00 am

For most of us, a cup of coffee is just that: A cup of coffee. Maybe some milk and sugar mixed in. Or maybe you’ve got some espresso, steamed milk, and melted chocolate. Or maybe you’ve got coffee concentrate, a few ice cubes, and some cold water. The point…

Why Yankee’s ‘Man-Scented’ Bacon and Popcorn Candles Are Kind of Useless

May 14, 2013 // 7:00 am

Ostensibly, candles are meant to change or improve an area’s natural scent, but if we assume all guys are the lawn-mowing, bacon-frying, movie-binging blockheads candle company Yankee wants us to think they are, shouldn’t their homes already smell like this stuff?

Targeting the segment of the population who prefers…