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Comfy Cheesburger Stool Set

February 8, 2012 // 4:29 pm

What’s a better way to bond with someone than over a cheeseburger? I know! Dining on a CHEESEBURGER on top of a CHEESEBURGER table while sitting on CHEESEBURGER stools! Unfortunately, these stools only stand 11” high so that means it was built for your toddler. Dagnabit! If grownups knew…

Buffalo Wings and Celery Soap — An Ironic Way to Get Clean

February 5, 2012 // 12:28 am

The last thing I would consider using to get my fingers clean would be buffalo wings. Seriously, can you think of a more obnoxiously messy, yet utterly delicious pre-meal? Interesting enough, there will be millions of wings eaten during today’s Super Bowl, and even more millions of…

Fork’em Up With Switchblade Sporks

February 4, 2012 // 10:56 pm

Who says foodies can’t be badasses? If there’s ever a tiff over the last drumstick, pull this baby out no one will ask any questions about it! It’s a convenient accessory you should have on your personnel at all times. Especially if you like to be prepared for…

A Cookbook for Frito Pie, and other Prison Creations

February 3, 2012 // 3:30 am

Behind bars, you got a lot of time on your hands and not a whole lot of eating options, so you’re bound to get creative. From the Big House to Your House is a collection of 200 recipes by six female Texas inmates who were sick of…

DIY Edamame Kit

January 31, 2012 // 10:13 am

Eating out isn’t cheap, especially if you’re frequenting eateries as much as I do.

Let’s face it, there are some things that a restaurant does for you that you can easily do yourself. I probably can’t serve up a perfectly prepared tuna tar-tar complete with…

Breakfast Dental Floss…Because Apparently Mint Flavor Isn’t Delicious Enough

January 29, 2012 // 10:25 am

It’s bad enough that many of us are skipping breakfast every morning, but now there’s a way to get those flavors in your mouth, clean your teeth, AND not consume anything? With Breakfast Dental Floss, you can do just that. In fact, with this weird set, you…

World’s First Floating Grill Lets You BBQ On Water

January 27, 2012 // 10:00 am

I know your situation. You’ve gone canoeing with some homies, brought a few drinks, maybe a few snacks, and then it hits you like a left hook from Muhammad Ali…

“How will my friends and I satisfy our BBQ craving without leaving the water???”

The Floating Flamer BBQ Grill…

Good Grief Shot Glasses Give Us Reasons to Drink

January 27, 2012 // 12:10 am

Denial, anger, depression… bargaining, acceptance… all supposedly reasons that possess many of us to drink. Based on the level of your emotions, you can now associate it with a volume of hard alcohol. Congrats?… Should you take these shot glass seriously?

Definitely NOT, it doesn’t…