Packaged Food

We Dig It: Planters Pumpkin Spice Almonds Taste Like Cupcakes

October 16, 2012 // 4:13 pm

We got a chance to test out the new seasonal Planters line and were pleasantly surprised by the palatable taste. With everything from vile Pumpkin Pie Vodka and questionable Pumpkin Pie Spice Pringles (among other things), we were wary to say the least.

However, lo and…

The iFong is a Cake Packaged in an iPhone-inspired Box

October 5, 2012 // 1:30 pm

Fans of the iPhone claim that it can do everything, but can it turn into a delicious treat that you can eat? No? What a shame.

If you’re looking for an upgrade, a Taiwanese bakery is offering customers a yummy iPhone alternative: The iFong. The term “Fong” means “pineapple…

My Little Pony Pasta: This Sauce Ain’t A One Trick Pony

October 2, 2012 // 10:59 pm

OK, confession. I found out about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic through my younger brother who is a borderline obsessive fan of the show. I was at home for the holidays and as usual, he propositioned me with the following incentive: “Hey, wanna watch something hilarious on…

Hot Cheetos and Takis Snacks Get a Summer Anthem [Video]

September 20, 2012 // 10:15 am

Picking up a bag of Hot Cheetos, or Takis is a norm when walking into a 7-Eleven, and finally there is a song to express the joy of eating these flaming snacks.

“Snack. Snack. Snack. Crunch.” Couldn’t have described the process any better myself.

The song is simply titled…

IHOP Syrup Now Available for Your Homemade Pancakes

August 20, 2012 // 4:54 pm

If you’ve ever been to IHOP and wish you could just take those cute glass syrup containers home with you for those after-shower, pre-work, pre-screwtherestofthisday pancakes, your wait is over. IHOP now has at-home versions of the notable glass syrup dispensers that make the restaurant experience so memorable.

The…

These Crayons Taste Nothing Like Crayons, Because They Are Actually String Cheese

August 20, 2012 // 1:07 pm

The string-cheese aisle is going to get a serious influx of kids looking for things to draw with this Fall, as Kraft and Crayola have partnered for a limited-edition packaging that turns Kraft and Polly-O brand string-cheese pouches into colorful crayon boxes.

That’s right, there will be a package…

Marie Callender’s Now Serving a Sausage Gravy & Egg Meat Pie

August 12, 2012 // 5:58 pm

Breakfast in a pie. Is there really anything else that needs to be said?

Marie Callender’s frozen food products is now serving the new flavor of pie at most Walmart stores. Containing: Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Potatoes, and just a bit of gravy all wrapped up in a golden…

Snap, Crackle and Dip? Popchips Releases New Popped Tortilla Chips Line

August 9, 2012 // 1:41 pm

Sugar-free candy, fat-free potato chips, alcohol-free vodka. Frankly, there are some junk foods that should just stay junk. But if you’re still fiending for a healthier side to salvage your thousand-calorie, cheese-drenched, re-re-re-refried bean-filled combo, look no further than new Popchips Popped Tortilla Chips.

For the unfamiliar, Popchips…