Packaged Food

Ben & Jerry’s New Flavors for 2013 Are No Chunky Monkey

April 1, 2013 // 1:20 pm

Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz. That’s not just how our brains are functioning on this lovely Monday morning, it also happens to be just one of Ben & Jerry’s five new flavors for 2013: Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz, Chocolate Peppermint Crunch, Candy Bar Pie, Pineapple Passionfruit and Vanilla Honey Caramel.…

New Emergency Ramen Canisters Last Three Years, Probably Won’t Save Your Life Anyhow

March 26, 2013 // 7:00 am

Nissin Foods, makers of your favorite instant Cup Noodle ramen have just released a limited amount of special “emergency” ramen canisters designed to last three years and be used in emergency situations.

Wait, you mean my regular old cup noodle ramen doesn’t already last three years? WTF?

Available in…

Yes, This is A Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny

March 21, 2013 // 6:58 pm

Yes, this is a dark chocolate bunny. Yes, it’s infused with that Sriracha kick we all know and love. When I laid eyes on this beauty I momentarily tilted my head to the side, gazed in adoration and thought: Where have you been all my life?

This chocolate-Sriracha-Easter-ready bunny…

Apparently, Sexy Granola Will Make You Better At Sex

March 19, 2013 // 2:41 pm

At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.

The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger…

Finally, Now You Can Eat a Chocolate Egg Giving Birth to A Peep

March 18, 2013 // 2:56 pm

Peep’s new treat takes your classic, sugar-fluff bird and makes it better — by adding chocolate, of course. This Easter, follow that Peeps cocktail with a yellow chick hidden in a chocolate egg. The peep-filled chocolates come wrapped in either pink or blue foil, because yellow peeps…

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Pre-Packaged Sriracha Popcorn

March 14, 2013 // 9:00 am

So we first spotted the magic of Sriracha Popcorn on The Oatmeal and included it as a “less hot, but a totally solid alternative to butter” addition to The Sriracha Lover’s Gift Guide. Then, we actually made some for a movie dedicated to the stuff (yes,…

Sriracha-Lime & Korean BBQ Beef Jerky Are Not Your Average Gas Station Fare

March 7, 2013 // 8:02 pm

This is not your average gas station, so-so beef jerky. It’s the real deal crafted by Angeleno Matt Lauster of Dried and True — an “artisan” jerky company of sorts.

After swooping up a commercial dehydrator, Lauster began making his own homemade jerky — finding a local meat…

Sriracha Salt Exists, Spells Endgame for Other Seasonings

March 7, 2013 // 1:35 pm

We won’t lie, we think Sriracha is perfect just the way it is (so perfect, in fact, that we shot a food porn video starring Sriracha in all its natural glory) but we still never pass up the opportunity to sear our tastebuds with Sriracha in new…