Packaged Food

New Pringles Stix Trade the Stackable Crisps for your Snackable Fix

April 9, 2013 // 10:58 am

Pringles, known for their light and airy crisps in their iconic cylindrical canister, are branching out into new territory. Yes, the same people behind holiday-themed chips are introducing flavored sticks.

Known as Pringles Stix, these snack…

‘Healthya’ Coffee That Burns Fat? Yeah Right, That Only Happens in Narnia

April 5, 2013 // 8:00 am

Wait, healthy coffee exists?  Kao Japan is releasing Healthya brand coffee, which is said to burn fat.  I guess drinking venti double white chocolate mochas with extra whip isn’t exactly what I should be doing unless my life goal is to die of a heart attack, but I’m still…

Dreyer’s New Coconut Water Popsicles are the Perfect Summertime Hangover Cure

April 3, 2013 // 5:31 pm

Up until recently, I spent hangovers how any right-thinking millennial would, which is curled up in bed with the curtains drawn watching old episodes of Doctor Who, until a friend of mine introduced me to coconut water. The only problem was that it didn’t come in popsicle form. Didn’t…

Ben & Jerry’s New Flavors for 2013 Are No Chunky Monkey

April 1, 2013 // 1:20 pm

Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz. That’s not just how our brains are functioning on this lovely Monday morning, it also happens to be just one of Ben & Jerry’s five new flavors for 2013: Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz, Chocolate Peppermint Crunch, Candy Bar Pie, Pineapple Passionfruit and Vanilla Honey Caramel.…

New Emergency Ramen Canisters Last Three Years, Probably Won’t Save Your Life Anyhow

March 26, 2013 // 7:00 am

Nissin Foods, makers of your favorite instant Cup Noodle ramen have just released a limited amount of special “emergency” ramen canisters designed to last three years and be used in emergency situations.

Wait, you mean my regular old cup noodle ramen doesn’t already last three years? WTF?

Available in…

Yes, This is A Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny

March 21, 2013 // 6:58 pm

Yes, this is a dark chocolate bunny. Yes, it’s infused with that Sriracha kick we all know and love. When I laid eyes on this beauty I momentarily tilted my head to the side, gazed in adoration and thought: Where have you been all my life?

This chocolate-Sriracha-Easter-ready bunny…

Apparently, Sexy Granola Will Make You Better At Sex

March 19, 2013 // 2:41 pm

At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.

The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger…

Finally, Now You Can Eat a Chocolate Egg Giving Birth to A Peep

March 18, 2013 // 2:56 pm

Peep’s new treat takes your classic, sugar-fluff bird and makes it better — by adding chocolate, of course. This Easter, follow that Peeps cocktail with a yellow chick hidden in a chocolate egg. The peep-filled chocolates come wrapped in either pink or blue foil, because yellow peeps…