Humor

Hilarious ‘Kanye Chef’ Tumblr Says ‘No One Man Should Have All that Flour’

May 20, 2013 // 9:11 am

In the midst of all the hullaballoo about Kanye West’s SNL performance, his new singles and his upcoming album, we stumbled upon this shining beacon of food comedy: Kanye Chef.

The genius Tumblr reimagines what the famous rapper’s lyrics and album art would be like if his…

The Tragic Story of Ryan Gosling and Cereal [VIDEO]

May 11, 2013 // 11:46 am

Ryan Gosling is known for many things. Hunk, great actor, and even, “God,” are not uncommon phrases when referring to this perfect man. But cereal lover will never be one of them. “Hey girl, want to share a bowl of cornflakes?” said Gosling never.

The Best (Most Questionable) Bacon Facts We’ve Ever Learned

May 10, 2013 // 10:37 am

Yo, bacon rules. Why? The meaty strips of heaven are applicable in virtually any situation. Tiny house versions? Check. Proof it cures hangovers? Bacon’s got you covered. But there are a few lesser-known facts about the food that recently hit the web, and we think you’ll find…

THUG KITCHEN: Roasted Strawberry Salad Recipe Ain’t Nothin’ but Plant Nachos

May 2, 2013 // 6:59 am

ROASTED STRAWBERRY SALAD

16 medium strawberries, about 1 pound
1 teaspoon olive oil
a pinch of salt
½ cup coconut flakes (you can use sliced almonds to save some cash)
¼ cup lemon juice
3 tablespoons red wine vinegar
3 tablespoons olive oil
a big bunch of basil, chopped into

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LOL: Starbucks Barista Thinks This Woman’s Name is ‘Vagina’

May 1, 2013 // 1:44 pm

In Starbucks Hong Kong’s defense, maybe the barista had just never seen a woman before. I mean, according to this slapdash study put together by a Japanese news site, approximately “100 million men in China will go through their entire lives without having sex.” Maybe, when faced with…

ThugKitchen.com Leads the Wave of Hilarious ‘F*CK YOU’ Gangster Veganism

April 26, 2013 // 5:06 pm

Let’s be completely real with ourselves, educating ourselves on healthy and delicious foods has never been “gangster” or “cool.”

In August of 2012, a Tumblr blog by the name of Thug Kitchen launched its first blog post, a hilarious image (see below) that uses some real hip-hop,…

The (Relative) Dangers of Stealing Liam Neeson’s Pizza

April 25, 2013 // 2:44 pm

As it turns out, actor/father/all-around badass Liam Neeson is a little more forgiving of pizza theft as opposed to, say, the kidnapping of his fictional daughter or wife. No European rampages here.

However, if the pizza he left in the law school lunch room is not returned, he will…

Grocery Store Turns Burglary Footage Into a Hilarious Commercial [Video]

April 24, 2013 // 12:37 pm

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You make lemonade. Add vodka. Make a crude electrical battery. Free sh*t is awesome. You make a TV ad. At least, that’s what Kent Pfrimmer, owner of  Kent’s Meats and Groceries in Redding, California, decided to do. The initial video of the…