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Martha Stewart Has a Match.com Profile & Her Avatar is Pretty Hot

May 1, 2013 // 1:33 pm

On Monday, Martha Stewart announced on the TODAY Show that she was joining the legion of hopeful singles on online dating website Match.com. Of course, soon after the announcement, Stewart’s Match.com inbox was overwhelmed by a flood of emails requesting a date with the 71-year-old business magnate.

Stewart, who successfully grew…

Supreme Court Verdict: Tomatoes are Vegetables, Foodbeast Verdict: Tomatoes are Food

May 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

Those of us who were surprised when Congress decided that pizza was a vegetable in 2011 should’ve seen it coming. After all, the U.S. government has been making botanically incorrect rulings since 1893, when the Supreme Court ruled that tomatoes were classified as a vegetable under U.S. tariff…

When You See It . . . Accidental Cookie Monster

April 29, 2013 // 8:00 am

Where the average person might see a giant blue storage bin, a red label, and a few rolls of paper, we here at Foodbeast are a little more creative/paranoid. Is it just us, or does this “accidental” Cookie Monster, brought to us by “Mike (from Spain)“,  feel…

Ripe Tomato Hairstyle is More Hipster Than Thou

April 29, 2013 // 7:00 am

Tomatoes are delicious and go great with everything from bacon weave bowls to eggy Spanglish sandwiches. (What did you think we were going to say, “Arugula salads”? Get outta here!) They also protect you from dick cancer, which is always awesome. So, it only makes sense that these mouthwatering…

Beautiful: National Food Flags Made Entirely of Food

April 29, 2013 // 6:00 am

In what might be the most creatively delicious food art in history,  WHYBINTBWA (an Australian advertising agency) recently made these culinary flags for the Sydney International Food Festival. Why? Because food is obviously one of the greatest representations of different cultures. And tastiest.

Each artistic delicacy is made up of…

Carl’s Jr. Performs Fast Food Miracle, Resurrects Smoked Sausage Breakfast Biscuit

April 26, 2013 // 2:40 pm

Carl’s Jr. is bringing back a fan favorite and relaunching their Hillshire Farm Smoked Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit. Attentive Carl’s Jr. customers might remember an earlier version of the cheesy breakfast sandwich, which was served on a croissant (we’re talking way back, in that dark era before Carl’s…

Best Dad Ever Illustrates His Kids’ Lunch Bags Every Day Since 2008

April 24, 2013 // 5:33 pm

When I was a kid I’d cover my paper lunch bags with crayola doodles of block letters and think it was the coolest sh*t ever. Oh, how David LaFerriere‘s own sandwich art puts me to shame. Graphic designer and dad, LaFerriere has been creating whimsical drawings for his kids’…

Today I Learned: That Weird Gust of Air When You Enter a Restaurant Actually Has a Purpose

April 24, 2013 // 2:53 pm

It’s a first world problem, for sure, but who would have guessed that weird gust of wind you feel when you walk into a store or business or restaurant actually serves a purpose other than to be loud and mildly annoy you?

(I mean, outside of restaurant owners. And…