Hit-Or-Miss

Say What? Nail Art x Burger Porn is Trending, Kinda

May 6, 2013 // 7:00 am

The digital age has brought with it many strange things. Food porn, for example, exploded with things like tumblr, Instagram, and Pinterest to display our preternatural obsessions with stuff that used to be only foodie wet dreams, like strawberry weed muffins.

So, when the web throws us something…

Tiny Bacon Houses Are Breaking Our Foodbeast Hearts

May 3, 2013 // 2:09 pm

Over the years, we’ve made a pretty solid effort to integrate bacon into every part of the human experience. We’ve brought you wearable bacon, sexy-times bacon, alcoholic bacon, sprayable bacon, and solid proof that bacon cures hangovers. The only thing we haven’t managed to…

Gourmet Meat-Flavored Ice Cream Is Further Proof that Life Is So Much Better For Dogs

May 3, 2013 // 1:26 pm

Because dogs just don’t get enough love and attention these days, a Chicago dog food store has just created a line of gourmet meat-flavored ice creams, so Fido too can finally experience the wonder that is sweet frozen milk.

“We wanted our pup to experience ice cream,” the company,…

Magical Sushi Cats Are Both Adorable and Perplexing

May 3, 2013 // 8:00 am

Listen guys, Sushi Cats exist. Because is there really anything cuter than kitties hangin’ out on beds of rice? Naw, man!

Sushi Cats are the photographic brainchild of Japanese company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts, featuring furballs dressed up in tasty accessories like lobster and pickles and, of course…

What Does Your Coffee Choice Reveal About You? Hint: Don’t Order an Ex-presso

May 3, 2013 // 6:00 am

Calling all coffee fans: when it comes to a cup o’ joe, how do you choose to slurp down that daily dose of caffeine? Maybe you’re a dainty cappuccino type or perhaps you’re a straight shootin’ dark-roast-black-coffee kind of folk. Whatever your preference, we’ve gotta warn you now —  any…

Today I Learned Beer and Vaginas Have the Same Level of Acidity – Coincidence? I Think Not

May 2, 2013 // 8:00 am

I mean, think about it, both taste kind of funny, smell kind of funny and everyone loves (or pretends to love) sucking them down. But did you know that most people’s favorite beverage and everyone’s favorite birth canal actually have a lot more in common than their ability to…

Here’s How to Brew Coffee Even When Stranded On a Desert Island [INFOGRAPHIC]

May 2, 2013 // 6:00 am

(Or, you know, just whenever you don’t have a coffee maker)

It’s hard to imagine anyone having the internet access to read this article and yet not having a single source of coffee anywhere nearby, but hey, it happens. Like when your disgruntled coworker decides to barricade himself in…

Martha Stewart Has a Match.com Profile & Her Avatar is Pretty Hot

May 1, 2013 // 1:33 pm

On Monday, Martha Stewart announced on the TODAY Show that she was joining the legion of hopeful singles on online dating website Match.com. Of course, soon after the announcement, Stewart’s Match.com inbox was overwhelmed by a flood of emails requesting a date with the 71-year-old business magnate.

Stewart, who successfully grew…