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Gourmet Meat-Flavored Ice Cream Is Further Proof that Life Is So Much Better For Dogs

May 3, 2013 // 1:26 pm

Because dogs just don’t get enough love and attention these days, a Chicago dog food store has just created a line of gourmet meat-flavored ice creams, so Fido too can finally experience the wonder that is sweet frozen milk.

“We wanted our pup to experience ice cream,” the company,…

Magical Sushi Cats Are Both Adorable and Perplexing

May 3, 2013 // 8:00 am

Listen guys, Sushi Cats exist. Because is there really anything cuter than kitties hangin’ out on beds of rice? Naw, man!

Sushi Cats are the photographic brainchild of Japanese company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts, featuring furballs dressed up in tasty accessories like lobster and pickles and, of course…

What Does Your Coffee Choice Reveal About You? Hint: Don’t Order an Ex-presso

May 3, 2013 // 6:00 am

Calling all coffee fans: when it comes to a cup o’ joe, how do you choose to slurp down that daily dose of caffeine? Maybe you’re a dainty cappuccino type or perhaps you’re a straight shootin’ dark-roast-black-coffee kind of folk. Whatever your preference, we’ve gotta warn you now —  any…

Today I Learned Beer and Vaginas Have the Same Level of Acidity – Coincidence? I Think Not

May 2, 2013 // 8:00 am

I mean, think about it, both taste kind of funny, smell kind of funny and everyone loves (or pretends to love) sucking them down. But did you know that most people’s favorite beverage and everyone’s favorite birth canal actually have a lot more in common than their ability to…

Here’s How to Brew Coffee Even When Stranded On a Desert Island [INFOGRAPHIC]

May 2, 2013 // 6:00 am

(Or, you know, just whenever you don’t have a coffee maker)

It’s hard to imagine anyone having the internet access to read this article and yet not having a single source of coffee anywhere nearby, but hey, it happens. Like when your disgruntled coworker decides to barricade himself in…

Martha Stewart Has a Match.com Profile & Her Avatar is Pretty Hot

May 1, 2013 // 1:33 pm

On Monday, Martha Stewart announced on the TODAY Show that she was joining the legion of hopeful singles on online dating website Match.com. Of course, soon after the announcement, Stewart’s Match.com inbox was overwhelmed by a flood of emails requesting a date with the 71-year-old business magnate.

Stewart, who successfully grew…

Supreme Court Verdict: Tomatoes are Vegetables, Foodbeast Verdict: Tomatoes are Food

May 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

Those of us who were surprised when Congress decided that pizza was a vegetable in 2011 should’ve seen it coming. After all, the U.S. government has been making botanically incorrect rulings since 1893, when the Supreme Court ruled that tomatoes were classified as a vegetable under U.S. tariff…

When You See It . . . Accidental Cookie Monster

April 29, 2013 // 8:00 am

Where the average person might see a giant blue storage bin, a red label, and a few rolls of paper, we here at Foodbeast are a little more creative/paranoid. Is it just us, or does this “accidental” Cookie Monster, brought to us by “Mike (from Spain)“,  feel…