Hit-Or-Miss

‘Po’ Boy Ramen Sandwich’ for When You’re Desperate and Out of Bread

April 8, 2013 // 3:51 pm

There are days when all you want is a f*ckin’ sandwich. So, you get up from your desk, open the fridge, take out the ham and cheese, then reach for the bread. Except you’ve run out, or the bread’s gone moldy, or you forgot to pick some up during…

Here’s How To Make a Push-Up Pringles Can

April 8, 2013 // 2:34 pm

Last week, Late Night host Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to tweet in ideas of things they wish existed using the hashtag #WhyDontTheyMakeThat. Submissions ranged from covered shopping carts (so no one has to know you live off frozen pizza and donuts) to a “Nobody Cares” button on…

Lunch Ladies Teach Kids a Lesson in Debt by Trashing Meals if They Owe Money

April 8, 2013 // 6:00 am

Debt isn’t fun, but it’s something most of us have to face at one point or another. And while it’s definitely important to educate youngins about good spending habits, a middle school lunchroom probably isn’t the best venue to do so.

Last week, a few lunch ladies in Massachusetts…

Beer Armor, Because Duh (And Also Game of Thrones)

April 6, 2013 // 7:00 am

With the new season of everyone’s favorite “Dinklage-and-Dragons” hour kicked into high gear, it’s obviously the perfect time to debut this new beer koozie: half chain mail, half leather, all awesome, brought to you by DeviantArt user, DougFungus (who created two versions; the original is the…

Ice Cream Heels Are Fashionable & Unfortunately Inedible

April 6, 2013 // 6:00 am

For the record, this Foodbeast writer is opposed to stereotypes. Even though she is a she, she has, like, two pairs of regularly worn shoes, and is a fan of neither ice cream, nor heels.

But these shoes are super cute, and I will fight any girl who disagrees.…

Florida Woman Claims This Goldfish is Literally ‘Christ on a Cracker’

April 5, 2013 // 3:00 pm

We’ve all had our moments of appreciation for Goldfish cracker’s cheesy goodness, but one woman from Melbourne, Florida has taken Goldfish worship to the next level — by claiming her cracker is a sign from God.

Apparently, Melbourne resident Patti Burke was working her way through a bag of…

Soak in a Bath of Hefeweizen and Citrus at this Beer Spa

April 5, 2013 // 7:00 am

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to get beer slathered into your hair? What about having a frothy ale massage? Well folks, that dream can now become a reality thanks to the Spa at Four Seasons Resort Vail.

The high-class hotel has teamed up with local…

Superpowers Do Exist: 25% to 30% of Drinkers Are Immune to Hangovers

April 2, 2013 // 5:34 pm

Hangovers are awful, awful facts of life that result from one two many vodka spritzers paired with several shots of Jameson for good measure. The next day, it feels like a big rig and jet plane hooked up and left the light on inside your head. Everything’s too bright,…