Hit-Or-Miss

Pizza Hut Will Help You Pop the Question for $10,010 + Tax

February 10, 2012 // 5:41 pm

Over the top Valentine’s Day promotions are nothing new, but Pizza Hut wanted to make sure you were talking about them this coming Tuesday with their latest gimmick: Pizza and a Marriage Proposal. The “Tie the Knot” meal includes a $10 Dinner Box, Red Ruby Ring, Limo…

Here’s What Instant Ramen Looks Like In Your Stomach

February 9, 2012 // 12:29 am

I’ll have to issue a forewarning for all you college students and culinary bums: this video may put a damper on your late-night love affair with instant ramen.

For her presentation at TEDxManhattan, media artist Stefani Bardin collaborated with Dr. Branden Kuo, a…

This Girl is Addicted to Eating Plastic…15 Pieces of it a Day

February 8, 2012 // 5:25 pm

In one of the most anti-FOODBEAST stories of the year, this is the tale of Kailyn, an 18-year old from Sacramento, CA who consumes at least 15 pieces of plastic a day. She loves the feel of remotes in her mouth, she’s eaten 12 of them, along…

Brief Jerky — The Edible Meat Underwear You Can Make Yourself

February 8, 2012 // 10:52 am

We’ve all been there before, chomping down on your girlfriend’s edible gummy panties (or that loopy girl from across the street that has all the new X-Box games…), and then when you come up for air you realize, damn, I think I might have a cavity.…

Top Highschool Football Prospect Chose His College Based on a Chicken Sandwich

February 3, 2012 // 8:24 am

There are many things to factor in when choosing what college you want to go to; athletic program, girl-to-guy ratio, in some cases academics, oh yeah, and whether it has a Chick-Fil-A or not.

College football’s National Signing Day occurred Wednesday and linebacker Cassanova McKinzy decided to change the…

Chipotle Isn’t Threatened By Taco Bell’s New Upscale Menu

January 31, 2012 // 8:51 am

Taco Bell is in the testing phase of its Cantina Menu, an arguably Chipotle-esque menu consisting of burritos, bowls and tacos all with your choice of chicken or steak, and topped with cilantro rice, black beans, corn salsa, romaine lettuce and cilantro dressing. Word on…

Pat Sajak Used To Host ‘Wheel Of Fortune’…Drunk

January 28, 2012 // 2:58 pm

After thirty years of hosting the same show, there’s gotta be some sort of medicine that can keep you sane in the wake of mediocrity. In the case of host Pat Sajak, that medicine included margaritas from a nearby Mexican restaurant before the taping of some earlier episodes of the…

Sushi Etiquette: DOs and DON’Ts

January 28, 2012 // 10:31 am

So I’ve been eating sushi wrong for years, and for the most part, I know I’m in the wrong. There’s lots of things that you shouldn’t do, but hey, who am I to break the cycle even though the “wrong” way of eating makes it taste better in…