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26 Blue Foods to Break Your Blue Monday Blues

January 21, 2013 // 2:38 pm

Despite Blue Monday’s terrible rep, color theorists believe the color is actually “calming” and “promotes solitude, meditation and independence.” Plus, you know, Blue Moon, for when nothing else can snap you out of your post-New Year’s slump.

Happy Blue Monday!

(And sorry for saying ‘blue’ so much).…

14 Vagina-Shaped Foods to Feed Your Appetite

January 20, 2013 // 6:00 am

Here at Foodbeast, we love vaginas almost as much as we love food. We’ve compiled a list that combines our two favorite things both as they appear in nature and in the kitchens of creative (and slightly insane) vagina fans. Enjoy!

38 Poutine Dishes That Will Knock Your Canadian Socks Off

January 15, 2013 // 12:20 pm

There are a few things Americans need to thank their fellow Canadians for: Steamy hockey players, Trivial Pursuit, the Wonderbra, World Peace and POUTINE.

As a native Canadian myself, I often find myself craving this dirty goodness and daydreaming of the good ol’ days when all it took was…

A Caveman’s 21st Century Take on the Paleo Diet & Why You’re Doing it Wrong

January 11, 2013 // 2:40 pm

Ahhh, the Paleo Diet. This 21st century brainchild of Dr. Loren Cordain suggests that modern Americans cut out grains, dairy products, refined sugars, and legumes in favor of a diet closer to the one followed by our Paleolithic ancestors. We took four of Cordain’s recommended foods and asked a very…

Welcome to Your First Hangover Breakfast of 2013

January 1, 2013 // 8:00 am

GOOD MORNING SWEETIE! WELCOME TO 2013!!!

Oh, was that too loud?

Sorry, just got a little excited there. How’s this? Better? Good.

Well, here we are. We finally made it, past the bath salt zombies, past the last Twilight movie, past Call Me…

25 Christmas Treats for Chocoholics

December 24, 2012 // 8:00 am

Christmas is a time for family, friends and chocolate. Naturally. So feast your eyes on these luscious cocoa wonders and bake some up for you and the gang. (Just make sure to save a few for Santa tonight!)

Pickle Candy Canes, White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles and 9 Other Bizarre Food Items That Should be Recalled in 2013

December 23, 2012 // 10:00 am

We’re closing in on the end of 2012- and usually this time of year calls for countdown lists galore, where we can take some time to reflect on all the wild/crazy/fun happenings of the last 12 months. So to get in the spirit, we thought…

The Year’s Top 7 Food Homages to Gangnam Style

December 21, 2012 // 1:08 pm

What does PSY’s viral K-pop hit, Gangnam Style (now at 1 billion views), have to do with food? Absolutely nothing, we’ll admit. In fact, there’s no strong link between food and this sophisticated-looking Korean man in sunglasses gyrating his hips with wild abandon to upbeat music. Both provide nourishment…