Fast Food

Jack in the Box Does Dorm Food Right with New Cheesy Pizza Bites

April 16, 2013 // 5:02 pm

My first year as a freshman in college I lived off Rice Krispie squares and cooked mushrooms. Yes, really, and no, I don’t know how I survived. That being said, if these Pizza Bites from Jack in the Box rolled out back when I was living in the dorms, I…

Meet the Breakfast McWrap, Stuffed with Bacon, Eggs, Hash Browns and Salsa

April 15, 2013 // 3:33 pm

All right, for all the fanfare, we’ve got to admit the new chicken McWraps from McDonald’s are at best yawn-worthy, but what if they came with bacon and eggs and hash browns instead of those awful green wilted bits?

Europe, you are brilliant.

The new Breakfast McWrap from…

The McDonald’s Parody Ad That Likened Loving Big Macs to Suffering from Depression

April 13, 2013 // 7:00 am

Tell me about the first time you ever went to McDonald’s. Do you remember who was there with you? Do you remember how it made you feel?

According to at least one McDonald’s ad which recently ran in Boston, the answer for some people is probably “f*cking depressed.” The…

Taco Bell Vows to Be 20% Healthy by 2020

April 11, 2013 // 3:47 pm

Despite its recent release of the Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos, Taco Bell announced yesterday that they will be “exploring ways to offer more ‘balanced choices.’” It’s a move we’ve seen many fast food chains make — from McDonald’s to Burger King scrambling to revamp their menus according to…

KFC Warns You Not To Choke On Its New Original Recipe Boneless Chicken, Kinda

April 8, 2013 // 12:31 pm

In an effort to ease the pain of the poultry-scarfing masses, KFC is introducing a new deep fried, original recipe boneless chicken so people no longer have to worry about choking on those pesky boney bits while eating on the go.

The idea, KFC said according to the 

Honeymoon Over My Hammy: Couple Gets Hitched at Denny’s Vegas

April 4, 2013 // 3:17 pm

Denny’s flagship Vegas location, “Denny’s on Freemont,” officially opened it’s in-house wedding chapel. To mark the occasion, a lucky couple was picked to be the first to walk down the venue’s aisle.

“Our in-house wedding chapel truly combines the authenticity of America’s Diner with the eccentricity of Las…

This Gorgeous, Glass-Paneled Landmark Is Actually a McDonald’s

April 4, 2013 // 2:14 pm

My guess is this is where they put all the McDonald’s cashiers with Bachelor’s degrees. I mean, all those years of schooling have got to count for something right?

Believe it or not, this super fancy Louvre-esque building is actually one of McDonald’s newest franchise locations in…

Finally, Baskin-Robbins Flavored Iced Coffee Exists

April 4, 2013 // 12:29 pm

Back when I was a budding young tween, I one day decided I was too cool for normal ice cream shakes and was officially ready to graduate to Baskin-Robbins’ Cappuccino Blasts. Never mind that my underdeveloped taste buds thought the sludge tasted bitter and sad – I was a…