Energy

College Considers Ban on Energy Drinks

October 2, 2011 // 5:26 am

The supposed plans to ban energy drinks at the University of New Hampshire has created quite a stir.

The college announced earlier this year that it had plans to ban the sales of energy drinks on campus for fear of students mixing them with alcohol. However, school President Mark…

Clif Bar Reveals New “Coconut Chocolate Chip” Flavor

July 27, 2011 // 12:00 am

Clif Bar & Company has been pumping out energy bars and organic food since 1992, targeting those with an active lifestyle. In their latest product release, they announce the availability of a Coconut Chocolate Chip flavored bar boasting 23 vitamins and minerals and no trans fat.

Those who…

BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn

May 1, 2011 // 12:35 pm

While the energy drink industry is a bustling one, one of the major drawbacks of their consumption is the inevitable “crash,” shortly after your gifted burst of energy. In the wake of these drawbacks have arisen a host of products meant to solve that problem (see:

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

April 7, 2011 // 1:57 pm

The Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink is formulated with vitamins, ginseng and a good amount of caffeine (84mg per can). Wrapped up in a berry flavor and a maintaining a blue glow, the product description humorously refers to Romulan Ale as an illegal intoxicant in the…

Bi-Winning Tiger Blood Now On Sale

March 7, 2011 // 3:33 pm

Charlie Sheen memes have reached their inevitable end, a tangible product. While this particular drink doesn’t look at all officially endorsed by Sheen, it’s absolutely relevant and ridiculous. Tiger Blood energy potion promotes a Bi-Winning formula of 100% passion that is specifically designed to make your brain…

Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows

February 3, 2011 // 12:18 am

We’re looking at a three pack of oversized marshmallows that are crammed with both taste and caffeine. Each pack comes with three flavors: Java, Mocha and Coffee. The ‘mallows are made with double espresso, coffee and cocoa plus roasted cocoa bits. All of the marshmallows are made…

Four Loko Black Market: Punishable by 3 Years in Prison

January 12, 2011 // 2:03 pm

NBC New York recently took to local Craigslist listings and the streets to come up on some coveted stock of Four Loko. After the ban, cans of the caffeinated malt liquor saw a price increase from an original $2 – $3 to $4 – $8…

Caffeinated Nixie Tubes

January 12, 2011 // 1:40 pm

A sour powder candy with a caffeinated boost. Each tube comes complete with 200mg of caffeine and 8g of powder. Comes in 5 different flavors: cherry, lemon/lime, fruit punch, watermelon, and blue raspberry. The recommended consumption method, other than just pouring the entire tube down your throat,…