Drinks

Semen Cocktails Are a Real Thing, Just Don’t Bring Your Gag Reflex

April 8, 2013 // 12:12 pm

The title alone, Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook, might make your throw up in your mouth a little. Written by Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, as a follow-up to his 2011 cookbook Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes, “Semenology” delves into the world of bartending with human semen. The pages detail…

This Topless Beer Can Is Making Us Blush

April 5, 2013 // 10:46 am

SPRING BREAAAAAKKKK!

Sly Fox Brewing Company in Pennsylvania has just debuted a “topless” beer can designed to allow the “full flavor and aroma of the beer to hit the drinker’s senses,” according to Today.com. Yeah buddy, we can think of at least a couple other topless things we’d…

Now You Can Get Ice Cream Shop Wasted With Rainbow Sherbet Vodka

April 5, 2013 // 9:00 am

This goes out to all the kids who loved eating Daiquiri ice cream just because it looked cool and not because they knew what it was supposed to taste like. Pinnacle Vodka, makers of such childhood-inspired flavors as Cake and Whipped Cream and Pumpkin Pie have just made ice…

A Sonic Screwdriver for Doctor Who Fans Still Devastated over the Ponds

April 4, 2013 // 8:00 am

This Sonic Screwdriver is the only companion you’ll need to enjoy the new season of Doctor Who. It’s also perfect for drowning your sorrows, that is, if you’re still reeling over the loss of the Ponds.

Made up of blue raspberry vodka and orange juice over ice, this Sonic…

Apparently the Father of Our Country Made Really Crappy Whiskey

April 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

There were many things my history teachers told me George Washington was good at. Like having wooden teeth for example and posing for legal tender. But according to the folks over at Death and Taxes, one thing our first founding father wasn’t good at was booze. Or, more specifically,…

Alcohol with Best Brand Name Ever Asks You to Please Drink ‘Responsibly’

March 31, 2013 // 1:16 pm

There’s a Facebook fan page jokingly meant to channel everyone’s inner lush called “I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of alcohol named Responsibly.” Well folks, it’s time to put your money where your mouth is. “Responsibly”-branded alcohol finally exists.

DIY Marshmallow Peep-Infused Vodka

March 29, 2013 // 12:24 pm

The best things in life are free boozy bacon simple. Like this marshmallow Peeps-infused vodka recipe concocted by Nicole of Baking Bites. The process involves two very hassle-free steps: 1) Fill a large jar with Peeps 2) Drown those suckers in some decent vodka. Oh, and then you have to…

Way Better Than Candy: Cadbury Irish Crème Egg Jello Shots

March 28, 2013 // 6:00 am

What, it’s been two whole months since we last had a Jello shot recipe up on the site? That’s just unacceptable.

Kind of like discovering that some people actually leave carrots out for the Easter Bunny on Easter, resulting in better treats found in their…