Drinks

Here’s How Soda is Killing Your Teeth Softly [INFOGRAPHIC]

April 19, 2013 // 2:37 pm

Remember all the times you lied to promised your dentist that you were definitely going to start flossing, bathe your mouth in fluoride, and absolutely, 100% for sure stop drinking soda . . . only to grab a large Coke the next time you hit the McDonald’s drive thru?…

Budweiser Introduces a New Bowtie Shaped Beer Can to Win Back Hipsters

April 18, 2013 // 7:00 am

It’s no secret that ever since craft beer went mainstream, commercial beer brands have been clamoring to reclaim their hold on the 21 – 35ers, first by subtly hiding the fact that Blue Moon and Shock Top are actually owned by MillerCoors and Anheuser-Busch, respectively (gasp!), and now by…

The Most Straightforward & Hilarious Guide to Coffee, Ever

April 18, 2013 // 6:00 am

Sometimes you want an espresso and sometimes you want whiskey. For example, take today: I got up and contemplated stopping by Starbucks to swoop up a red eye. But let’s be real, all I really wanted were a few shots of early morning Jameson, so I asked the barista…

Old and Busted: Water Transformed Into Wine, New Hotness: Milk Transformed Into Vodka

April 16, 2013 // 7:00 am

Of course, James Bond is a fan of this stuff. Of course.

A UK farmer has perfected the art of transforming the milk from his herd of 250 cows into vodka. According to PSFK, the process involves separating the milk into curds, which are used to make…

Coffee Growlers Finally Exist, Delivered Straight to NY Doorsteps

April 13, 2013 // 6:00 am

Ever wished it was still the 50′s, and people came by on bikes to personally deliver your milk?  Well, Birch Coffee has got it pretty close, but instead, they’ll be bringing you iced coffee!  Even. Better.

Birch Coffee will be tricycling around all of New York City with…

That ‘Bottom-Of-The-Cereal-Bowl’ Taste is Now Packaged as an Actual Drink

April 11, 2013 // 9:00 am

Ever wake up in the morning and make yourself a bowl of cereal? Ever leave that bowl of cereal for a few minutes because you get caught up in your morning routine? Ever come back to that same cereal and watch its inevitable disintegration towards the bottom of your bowl? Now imagine…

How Much Would It Take For You to Drink This Wasp-Whiskey?

April 9, 2013 // 7:00 am

Okay, technically it’s wasp-vodka, but that didn’t have quite the same zing.

A couple of months ago, we brought you the oddity that was feces wine, but apparently Japan’s love affair with purely wtf alcohol doesn’t stop there. Rocket News reports that some arguably sadistic “huntsmen”…

Semen Cocktails Are a Real Thing, Just Don’t Bring Your Gag Reflex

April 8, 2013 // 12:12 pm

The title alone, Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook, might make your throw up in your mouth a little. Written by Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, as a follow-up to his 2011 cookbook Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes, “Semenology” delves into the world of bartending with human semen. The pages detail…