Cravings

Sriracha Red Velvet Cream Cheese Cupcakes, You’ll Kind of Like Them

May 13, 2013 // 9:11 am

The idea came real quick a few months back — Phil and I were prepping all the items for our Sriracha Food Porn video, a video where the progression of items squirted Sriracha on would get more and more unconventional.

The video starts off tame…

Drunk Hot Dog Has Shrimp Salad, Mashed Potatoes & Fried Onions

May 9, 2013 // 10:21 am

The Swedes take surf ‘n’ turf to the next level with this Tunnbrödsrulle — a sandwich of flatbread, a few hot dogs, shrimp salad, roasted or fried onions, mashed potatoes, Swedish spices and, occasionally, some iceberg and tomato to round out the food pyramid. It’s apparently a popular drunchie for…

Breakfast Around the World As Told by Food Porn

May 9, 2013 // 8:00 am

Warning: Major food porn ahead.

As I sprinkled bits of fried chicken (leftovers for breakfast) on my keyboard whilst scrolling through these images of breakfast food around the world, my heart sank. How foolish of me to not crack open a few fried eggs on my chicken and to not…

Waffle Made of Cheese is A Breakfast Behemoth

April 28, 2013 // 3:42 pm

He brought us the 100% Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich, then followed it up with the Breadless Bacon Double Cheeseburger. At this point, are you really surprised that Nick at Dude Foods would have the audacity to roll out with Bread Cheese Waffles? Well, he…

Gather ‘Round the Campfire With a 55,460 Calorie S’more Burger and Side of Red Velvet Onion Rings

April 25, 2013 // 3:34 pm

You know that primal fear we all have of going camping and getting lost in the middle of the woods for so long that we lose our basic sense of humanity and ultimately resort to cannibalism?

Well, the next time you go camping, whip up one of these bad…

Here’s What Protein-Style Quesadillas Look Like

April 19, 2013 // 11:31 am

Okay, hold up.  I’ve had quesadillas before, but this recipe is blowing my mind!  The only thing better than the soft, carb-y goodness of a flour tortilla is BACON.  In this particular quesadilla recipe, the tortilla is completely made of bacon weaved together.

For you daredevils out there, here’s…

Do Want: Poached Egg And Bacon Squished Between a Cinnamon Donut

April 18, 2013 // 2:13 pm

So I’m pretty convinced that the guys at Go Cook Yourself are f**king awesome. I mean, they created this cinnamon donut behemoth oozing an egg yolk dripping onto thick, crispy cuts of bacon. It seriously gets no better and one ups your baby glazed donut sandwiches.

The savory sweet…

This is a French Toast Reuben Nutella Elvis Sandwich, Because Bacon and Nutella, Duh

April 17, 2013 // 1:46 pm

Sometimes you need the right level of acidity and the perfect price point to put two and two together. Sometimes you just need a healthy dollop of Nutella and a few choice strips of bacon. Welcome to the Internet.

In a new series called “Don’t Eat That!”…