Sweets

This Super Mario Bros. Cake is Bowser Approved

June 18, 2013 // 6:00 am

Oh. My. GOOMBA.

This Super Mario Bros. themed cake is one of the most gloriously nerdtastic cakes I’ve ever seen. Adorned with Koopas, Goombas, Cheep Cheep and Petey Piranhas, the cake’s scenes depict some of the Super Mario series’ most beloved levels. Except for the underwater worlds, I really freaking…

Lacoste Éclairs You Can Actually Afford. Probably, Maybe.

June 13, 2013 // 2:41 pm

For most of us, high-end designer bags, shoes and apparel are way out of our league. But theses designer desserts on the other hand . . . are still pretty pricey.

French luxury food retailer Fauchon collaborated with Lacoste for the clothing brand’s 80th anniversary and created…

Cold Stone Wants to Make Dads Feel Tall, Dark and Delicious

June 12, 2013 // 6:00 am

Father’s day is right around the corner, and Cold Stone Creamery is offering the Tall, Dark and Delicious to celebrate the occasion.

Rather than play around with bad puns, let’s get right to the sweet spot of this beast of a cake.

The Tall Dark and Delicious consists of…

PB&J Ice Cream Cake is the Best Thing to Happen to Grown Up Food

June 11, 2013 // 6:07 pm

This is one of those unicorn moments when something you didn’t think possible is actually a real, delicious thing. Like this kickass Peanut Butter and Jelly Ice Cream Cake. 

My first reaction when I laid eyes on this beaut . . .

. . . followed by the…

This Lesbian Superhero Wedding Cake is the Best Thing You’ll See Today

June 11, 2013 // 3:37 pm

Let’s be real — we’re secret suckers for nerdy love stories, and we’d probably give any superhero-themed wedding about a 9.5 out of 10 on the Foodbeast excellence scale. But a superhero-themed lesbian wedding featuring a Xena and Wonder Woman wedding cake? There’s so much perfection happening there…

Tasty Doughnut Facts Even a Cop Wouldn’t Know [INFOGRAPHIC]

June 7, 2013 // 11:38 am

I woke up this morning to the following frantic, albeit delightful, text message from my best friend: “FREE DONUTS AT KRISPY KREME. I AM CURRENTLY STUFFING MY PIE HOLE WITH MOUNDS OF FROSTED CALORIFFICNESS.”

Boy, I’m already way ahead of you.

In case you’re lost in a…

Edible Anus Chocolate Gives a New, Uncomfortable Meaning to ‘Brown-Nosing’

June 3, 2013 // 4:01 pm

Meet your anus. He might not get much attention during your day-to-day, but this fancy, artisan, preservative-free Belgian chocolate from the UK totally looks like him. I mean, I’m guessing.

Dubbed the “Edible Anus,” this totally cracked-out treat is handmade and preservative free, made using a mold “crafted from…

Chocolate Avocado Ice Cream, A Guilty Pleasure Times Three

May 28, 2013 // 6:00 am

As the Foodbeast faithful have recently learned, avocados are, among many things, “nature’s butter” (though these OG gangstas put it far more eloquently). They are also packed with the kind of fat you’re actually encouraged to eat, and then there’s the fiber, and the blah blah blah…