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Sip Your Day Away with this Drinkable Tea Calendar

May 13, 2013 // 10:51 am

Move over Folger’s Coffee, the best part of waking up is ripping off a tea bag from a calendar, dunking it in hot water, and gulping down some super rad brew. Totally has the same ring to it.

This tea calendar was designed by Hälssen & Lyon, a…

This Anti-Bruising Banana Holder Totally Looks Like A . . . *Ahem*

May 8, 2013 // 12:15 pm

Poor phallic foods. They never asked to look like male genitalia. They never asked to be thought about dirty mindedly. They never asked to be put there.

But never let it be said that being a banana doesn’t come without its perks. Continuing humanity’s undying devotion to protect its…

This Flask Disguised as an iPhone Isn’t Fooling Anybody

May 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

Guys, there’s tons different between each iPhone model. Tons. Seriously. Side by side, it’s like the iPhone 4 and iPhone 5 aren’t even the same brand – the design specs and features and color (!) are just so far off from one another, it’s ridiculous. Which is…

This Butter Cheese Grater Is Your Key to Fluffy, Greasy Bliss

May 4, 2013 // 6:00 am

As I was trying to title this post, a few possible endings came to mind: This Butter Cheese Grater Is . . . “the best thing since sliced bread,” “too awesome for words,” “the answer to our every possible need.” But it’s so much more than that.

For everyone…

This Bacon-Scented Spray is the Perfect Vegan Repellent

April 30, 2013 // 5:33 pm

If there’s one thing we know about the smell of bacon, it’s that everyone loves the smell of bacon. In fact, if you ever meet someone who claims not to love the smell of bacon, chances are they’re possessed by evil vegans not someone you want to be around anyway…

Finally, Finger Chopsticks for Eating Inconvenient, Messy Food

April 29, 2013 // 2:58 pm

Now you can elegantly stuff your face with a dripping plate of chicken wings thanks to Trongs. These small, flexible tongs let you pick up food with ease without risking the unimaginable horror of getting your fingers messy when digging through a stack of ribs, greasy fries…

‘Other Half’ Wine Glass Forces Couples to Lush Out Together in Perfect Unison

April 29, 2013 // 2:11 pm

Picture this: you’ve done it. You’ve finally found “the one,” the single most important person in existence, the only guy or gal who doesn’t look at you like a crazy person whenever you feel like pulling out a nice glass of rosé to drink with your Panda Express…

This is What a Watermelon Stroller Looks Like

April 27, 2013 // 6:00 am

Summer’s just around the corner, and you know what that means — prime time watermelon season! Whether it comes as a cake, jello shot or is the real deal, we love us some deliciously messy fruit. But really, who wants to lug around a whole watermelon? They’re the size of…