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This Bacon-Scented Spray is the Perfect Vegan Repellent

April 30, 2013 // 5:33 pm

If there’s one thing we know about the smell of bacon, it’s that everyone loves the smell of bacon. In fact, if you ever meet someone who claims not to love the smell of bacon, chances are they’re possessed by evil vegans not someone you want to be around anyway…

Finally, Finger Chopsticks for Eating Inconvenient, Messy Food

April 29, 2013 // 2:58 pm

Now you can elegantly stuff your face with a dripping plate of chicken wings thanks to Trongs. These small, flexible tongs let you pick up food with ease without risking the unimaginable horror of getting your fingers messy when digging through a stack of ribs, greasy fries…

‘Other Half’ Wine Glass Forces Couples to Lush Out Together in Perfect Unison

April 29, 2013 // 2:11 pm

Picture this: you’ve done it. You’ve finally found “the one,” the single most important person in existence, the only guy or gal who doesn’t look at you like a crazy person whenever you feel like pulling out a nice glass of rosé to drink with your Panda Express…

This is What a Watermelon Stroller Looks Like

April 27, 2013 // 6:00 am

Summer’s just around the corner, and you know what that means — prime time watermelon season! Whether it comes as a cake, jello shot or is the real deal, we love us some deliciously messy fruit. But really, who wants to lug around a whole watermelon? They’re the size of…

Reversible Coffee Cup, for the Cafehead Who Has Everything

April 26, 2013 // 10:18 am

We all know there are days when a cup of coffee alone won’t do it. You’re going to need at least one shot of espresso to get you out of bed, but you’re tired of ordering Americanos just to sound hip. What’s a guy/gal to do? You…

The Portable Espresso Machine for Bona Fide Caffeine Addicts

April 25, 2013 // 6:00 am

Who needs Starbucks when you can have your own personal caffeine marker at ALL times? Yes, you heard me right. Say hello, world, to the portable espresso machine. Just in time for finals.

Ain’t nobody got time to crash from a coffee high, and The Nomad Espresso Machine knows that.…

Breathalyzer Counts You Down to Sobriety, Alerts DD When You’re Too Drunk to Math

April 24, 2013 // 4:05 pm

While many experienced drinkers swear they know their limit and when they’re sober enough to drive, this BACtrack breathalyzer is a great way to double check on nights you feel a bit iffy. The BACtrack connects to an accompanying smartphone app that not only gives you a thorough…

Abduct and Farm Precious Egg Yolks With This Glorified Egg-Shaped Vacuum

April 22, 2013 // 11:01 am

Food inventions rule. Most make our lives way easier, and are just plain ol’ awesome. Remember the Eat Me Crunchy bowl that keeps flakes from getting soggy? Life-changing. And so, to add to the never-ending list of useless but totally necessary food inventions — say hello to the…