Products

Strawberry Slicer for Those That Can’t Stand Terribly Cut Strawberries

May 17, 2012 // 12:21 pm

Let’s pretend for a moment you are in terrible need of perfectly sliced strawberries — your knife isn’t doing the trick, and that hard boiled egg slicer is buckling under the pressure of handling anything other than the consistency of a hard boiled egg.

Rest a bit easier tonight,…

Vegetables and Mythical Creatures — A Unicorn-y Idea?

May 16, 2012 // 1:02 pm

Summertime is upon us people, and when I think of backyard barbecues and picnics in the park, my mind immediately conjures up images of unicorns. Unicorns seem to be all the rage these days (Taco Bell really seems to like making out with…

This Ice Cream Door Stopper Will Stop Your Door in its Tracks

May 11, 2012 // 10:35 am

It’s happened to all of us before — to children, to adults, to the klutzes, and once in a blue moon, to the perfectly poised. One unfortunate fumble and your newly purchased ice cream cone falls treacherously to the ground with one fell swoop and a resounding PLOP!

When…

Whiskey Dick, the World’s First Whiskey-flavored Personal Lubricant

May 10, 2012 // 7:39 pm

I haven’t done my journalistic due diligence, but I’m hoping, for the sake of journalism, that this Whiskey Dick product is indeed the world’s first southern whiskey-flavored personal lubricant.

The product, which takes  some awesome design cues from the iconic Jack Daniel’s branding, is a real lube from the…

This R2D2 is Capable of Brewing a Dark Roast, Beepboopbeepbeep

May 10, 2012 // 12:35 pm

Let Star Wars permeate into yet another part of your life, this time via a cute homemade R2D2 coffee machine.

Created by an inventive Instructables user, this oversized coffee maker was made to brew coffee quickly for large dinner parties. The unit uses a tank of water…

In Case of Emergency, Just Eat This Survival Book

May 10, 2012 // 11:12 am

British car manufacturer Land Rover has teamed up with ad agency Young & Rubicam Dubai to create a new kind of survival literature for their vehicles…a kind you can eat.

The book’s premise and utility lends its hand to fortifying the theme that Land Rover vehicles can take on…

Gigantic Donut Pool Float

May 7, 2012 // 3:54 pm

It looks good enough to eat, but trust me, you’ll be up a creek, without a paddle, without a floating device, and with a mean stomach ache if you try to bite into this Gigantic Inflatable Donut.

It may be misleading, but there is indeed a bite designed right…

Go From Sober to Drunk, With Just One Spray

May 5, 2012 // 10:51 pm

It’s called the WA|HH Quantum Sensations spray, and it gets you drunk for a few seconds with no aftereffects. The utility of the product is up in the air, but regardless, I can probably fill a football field, in minutes, with the amount of people who’d be down to…