Products

This is Admittedly the Most Gorgeous Way to Squeeze a Lemon

May 24, 2013 // 8:00 am

From the World of Uber-Expensive, Ultimately Useless, But Really Convenient Gadgets (Williams-Sonoma for short) comes the Press Art lemon and lime squeezer.

Imagine this: You’re hosting your annual $4500 a plate dinner for Socially Challenged Purebred Poodles. The food is hot and…

Wrap Your Cock in This Reusable Diaper

May 18, 2013 // 12:44 pm

And by your cock, I mean your pet chicken. Obviously.

Still confused? That’s okay, I’ll walk  you through it. Apparently, the number of chickens kept as pets (and not as poultry) has skyrocketed in the past few years, meaning that there’s an increasing demand for chicken-related pet products. And…

Molecular Gastronomy Kit is the Easy Bake Oven for Adults

May 17, 2013 // 11:36 am

So, apparently, at least in the world of avante-garde cuisine, “spherification” is a word, and it means exactly what it sounds like. If you’re a fan of Top Chef, or even just Iron Chef America, you’ve probably seen someone pull out a steaming tank of liquid nitrogen and instantly…

Good Luck Understanding this Coffee Flow Chart

May 15, 2013 // 7:00 am

For most of us, a cup of coffee is just that: A cup of coffee. Maybe some milk and sugar mixed in. Or maybe you’ve got some espresso, steamed milk, and melted chocolate. Or maybe you’ve got coffee concentrate, a few ice cubes, and some cold water. The point…

Why Yankee’s ‘Man-Scented’ Bacon and Popcorn Candles Are Kind of Useless

May 14, 2013 // 7:00 am

Ostensibly, candles are meant to change or improve an area’s natural scent, but if we assume all guys are the lawn-mowing, bacon-frying, movie-binging blockheads candle company Yankee wants us to think they are, shouldn’t their homes already smell like this stuff?

Targeting the segment of the population who prefers…

Sip Your Day Away with this Drinkable Tea Calendar

May 13, 2013 // 10:51 am

Move over Folger’s Coffee, the best part of waking up is ripping off a tea bag from a calendar, dunking it in hot water, and gulping down some super rad brew. Totally has the same ring to it.

This tea calendar was designed by Hälssen & Lyon, a…

This Anti-Bruising Banana Holder Totally Looks Like A . . . *Ahem*

May 8, 2013 // 12:15 pm

Poor phallic foods. They never asked to look like male genitalia. They never asked to be thought about dirty mindedly. They never asked to be put there.

But never let it be said that being a banana doesn’t come without its perks. Continuing humanity’s undying devotion to protect its…

This Flask Disguised as an iPhone Isn’t Fooling Anybody

May 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

Guys, there’s tons different between each iPhone model. Tons. Seriously. Side by side, it’s like the iPhone 4 and iPhone 5 aren’t even the same brand – the design specs and features and color (!) are just so far off from one another, it’s ridiculous. Which is…