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Here’s How to Throw a Zombie Food Party

February 10, 2013 // 1:12 pm

Zombies are everywhere these days. From movies, TV and novels, they just won’t die. But hey, I’m not complaining. In honor of AMC’s post-apocalyptic zombie show  ”Walking Dead“ premiering its mid-season episode tonight, here are some tips on how the living can eat the dead. No brains involved (kinda):

‘Accidentally’ Sexual: 17 Instances of Actual Food Porn

February 10, 2013 // 6:00 am

There’s something strangely beautiful about a successful “That’s What She Said” joke. I mean, sure we might have abused it a bit back in the early days, back when every mention of “wetness,” “hardness” and “size” echoed back a cherubic chorus of dirty-minded fifth graders. But we’re all adults…

Guys, Here Are the Ten Worst Food-Related Items You Can Get Your Girl for Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

February 7, 2013 // 3:01 pm

I get it. I do. Sometimes, the standard teddy-bear-holding-a-chocolate-rose thing gets boring. Even I get tired of champagne sometimes. You wanna spice up your Valentine’s Day. Completely understandable. That’s fine. We have Pinterest now, and I’m sure they can offer hundreds of unique ideas, okay, guys? It’ll be okay.…

19 (Sexy) Lattes We’d Rather Frame Than Drink

February 6, 2013 // 7:00 am

There are lots of great things about cappuccinos, like how they provide us with the fantastically addictive gift of caffeine. They’re also foamy, which is cool. But do you know the greatest thing about capps? They can transform into frothy, espresso-y, completely awe-worthy creations.

Ladies and gents, we’d like to…

Top 7 Instagram Photos of #FOODBEASTSUPERBOWL

February 4, 2013 // 12:02 am

So, as you may of heard, the Super Bowl happened today. The Ravens won, Beyoncé was fierce and the food was epic. In honor of the football spirit, we asked our always hungry FOODBEAST staff & readers to snap food photos of their game day bests and hashtag: #FOODBEASTSUPERBOWL.…

21 Totally Unchalky Candy Heart Recipes

February 2, 2013 // 7:00 am

Candy conversation hearts are like the sugar-equivalent of the friendzone: A gentle way to show someone you really do care about them — you do — just not enough for something “real” right now, like Snickers or Starbursts.

But what if they didn’t suck so much? What if the…

The Football Drinking Game You Shouldn’t Play This Sunday

January 31, 2013 // 2:42 pm

Sick of pansy drinking games that require you to take a baby sip every time you look through the 10-page rulebook? Real drinking games should be easy and have you plastered and grasping the earth for dear life by halftime.

17 Miniature Meals You Can Make in a Muffin Pan

January 30, 2013 // 8:00 am

Miniature food rules. Why? Because it’s all the flavors of a meal packed into one bite. How do you feel about tiny ‘taters with parmesan? What about mini prosciutto-wrapped mac and cheese? Obviously the answer is who, what, where and when.

Here are 17 miniature meals you can whip up in…