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11 Earth-Shattering Food Inventions that Will Change Your Life

April 10, 2013 // 8:00 am

As far as we’re concerned, food inventions don’t get nearly the credit they deserve. Sure, they might not be curing cancer or saving the world, but anything that keeps our cereal crunchy and automatically refills our beer cup has got to be worth a little fanfare. With that in mind,…

14 Reasons Candy is Always Better with Booze

April 4, 2013 // 6:00 am

Whether you’re a super sour fan or prefer ooey gooey chocolatey goodness, I think we can all agree candy rules. Eat it, and you’re instantly brought back to elementary school days when consuming sugar took up half our diet. Now that we’re older, we can still do that .…

Top Foodie April Fools’ Day Pranks We Desperately Wish Were Real

April 2, 2013 // 6:00 am

Yesterday, Taco Bell announced the return of its Beefy Crunch Burrito this May, much to the excitement and outrage of many a Facebook fan, who threatened not only to stop eating at Taco Bell if the news turned out to be fake, but also to burn down their…

EGGCELLENT: 17 Ways to Drink + Eat Robin Eggs on Easter

March 26, 2013 // 11:31 am

You want eggs. You want chocolate. And you want options. So, here are all three. Check out these 17 ways to drink and eat the classic Robin Eggs to have an eggcellent Easter.

A Countdown of the Last 10 Days of Lent, Brought to You By Food Porn

March 22, 2013 // 6:18 pm

This goes out to all of you who have 10 days left of Lent. Kudos to you brave, brave souls.

Of course, we took it upon ourselves to create a sprawling list of 10 foods you’re probably desperately missing. You know, all that juicy, fatty, creamy bad stuff you aren’t…

15 Ways to Use Pizza Crusts Since Most of You Throw Them Away Anyways

March 18, 2013 // 12:09 pm

Pizza crusts are the untapped natural resource of the fast food world. So many people either eat them or throw them away, completely missing the fact that pizza crusts can also be used…

PEEP THIS: 18 Ways to Drink + Eat Marshmallow Peeps on Easter

March 12, 2013 // 8:00 am

Easter’s around the corner so you know what that means: chocolate and marshmallows on chocolate and marshmallows. Oh, and bunnies, eggs . . . and more chocolate and mallows. Here are 18 heartwarming and satisfying Peeps recipes. No adorable animals were harmed in the making of this post, just their…

Why Twizzlers Are — And Always Will Be — Better Than Red Vines

March 8, 2013 // 2:51 pm

I’m done hearing people argue over whether Red Vines or Twizzlers is the better candy. I’ve known that Twizzlers were superior from the moment I spat out a mouthful of vile, waxy, red goo and my mom asked me, “What, you don’t like Red Vines?” The answer is no.…