Erika Grant

3D Food Printer Could Solve World Hunger with Printable Pizza

May 22, 2013 // 7:00 am

The food of the future comes from a can and tastes like algae and insects . . . at least according to Anjan Contractor, the engineering mastermind behind the 3D food printer that promises to revolutionize our dinner plates and solve world hunger. That sounds like a lot to…

Internet Finds Nazis on Parade Magazine’s Cover

May 21, 2013 // 3:31 pm

When we look at it, we can pick out some cooking implements, an anchor, a few battleships thrown in for good measure. Navy stuff at its finest, right? Wrong. After Parade published the story on chefs in the military, Defense News blogger Christopher Cavas put the cover art on blast…

Wrap Your Cock in This Reusable Diaper

May 18, 2013 // 12:44 pm

And by your cock, I mean your pet chicken. Obviously.

Still confused? That’s okay, I’ll walk  you through it. Apparently, the number of chickens kept as pets (and not as poultry) has skyrocketed in the past few years, meaning that there’s an increasing demand for chicken-related pet products. And…

Customer Tips Steak ‘N Shake Waitress $446 for $6 Meal

May 17, 2013 // 3:27 pm

We’ve heard a lot of food-service horror stories this week (thanks, Amy’s Baking Company) but nothing restores our faith in humanity like random strangers dispensing large wads of cash to unsuspecting waitresses. We’re pretty sure that Indiana resident CeCe Bruce didn’t expect to make nearly five hundred dollars…

Amy’s Baking Company Waitress Does AMA on Reddit, Calls Her Former Bosses “Assh*les”

May 17, 2013 // 1:28 pm

We’ve all had that one boss who took all our tips, called us “a poisonous little viper,” and then fired us for asking a three-word question, right? No? That’s probably because most of us haven’t been employed by Amy’s Baking Company, the Scottsdale restaurant whose famously unstable owners…