Dominique Zamora

Caffeinated Maple Syrup for the Sweetest Crash Ever

December 28, 2012 // 6:02 pm

Here’s the thing, I hate coffee. Can’t stand it. Black is too bitter, and by the time I add enough sugar and creamer to make it even remotely tolerable, the number of calories alone is enough to make my head spin.

Grow Your Own Pizza Kit – Just Add Cheese

December 24, 2012 // 9:00 am

Remember those class projects you did when you were little where the whole class would grow their own plants? And the teacher gave everyone Styrofoam cups to decorate and then she’d line them up by the window and eventually, if you were lucky, you’d get to see tiny sprigs…

This One Goes Out to All the Ladies – The Flask Bangle

December 21, 2012 // 3:38 pm

Sorry fellas, it looks like your services will no longer be needed on girls night out. You know, since you’re just there to carry our stuff for us. But really, thanks to this spiffy new flask bangle bracelet by Cynthia Rowley, trashy club girls everywhere can now…

The TARDIS Flask, To Help You Forget the Ponds are Dead This Christmas

December 21, 2012 // 1:36 pm

It’s T-Minus 4 days until the premiere of the Doctor Who Christmas Special, folks. And I don’t know about you, but I’m frankly still reeling from Oswin’s death back at the Asylum, let alone the Ponds’ death last episode – spoilers!

Luckily, the world’s supposed to end…

Shaquille O’Neal’s New ‘Luv Shaq’ Vodka Just Sounds Icky

December 20, 2012 // 6:31 pm

Pardon my sixth grade mentality, but come on. I can’t be the only one thinking that a vodka line called “Luv Shaq” by Shaquille O’Neal just feels all 50 shades of uncomfortable. Please Shaq, keep your clear love liquids to yourself. Ew.

Scheduled to release early next year, “Luv…