Dominique Zamora

Best White Elephant Gift Ever: an Italian Restaurant Coupon that Doesn’t Work On Any Actual Food

January 6, 2013 // 8:00 am

Dear business owners, we get it, you guys don’t like coupons. To you, coupons are like the commercial equivalent of getting ice cream after your tonsils have been removed – between the pain of having no business and giving away money for people to use at your business, well,…

This Valentine’s Day, Mold Your Boobs into a Cookie Bra

January 6, 2013 // 5:00 am

It’s a little disheartening, seeing how quickly stores can just drop all their Christmas fare for the next big commercial holiday. But hey, I’m an impressionable consumer! And Walgreens does say Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and I should get going on the prep work. Luckily, I…

Too Corny? There’s a Tamale Perfume Now

January 5, 2013 // 7:00 am

“I could go wild and try to create a ‘pollo’ one or an ‘al pastor’ one,” perfumer Zorayda Ortiz tells DNAinfo Chicago, referring to a chicken or pork tamale scented oil she’s thinking of designing. Honey, just having a plain tamale scented one is bad enough.

Fortunately…

The New Argument for Drinking Panda Blood: Antibiotic Superpowers

January 4, 2013 // 5:08 pm

So what do you do with an endangered giant panda population that’s really difficult and really expensive to conserve, let alone increase? Drink their blood for the health benefits, of course!

Well, maybe not drink exactly. According to the Telegraph, scientists have discovered the bears produce a powerful…

Jamba Juice’s Totes Adorbs New Kids’ Menu Makes Us Wish We Were 5 Again

January 4, 2013 // 2:16 pm

With the trauma of the past New Year’s Eve still fresh in our ringing heads, it’s not hard to hark back to simpler days. You know, before filling our bodies with poisonous toxins was fun and getting nifty little toys with our kids’ meals was a given. If only…